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<p>I have to disagree here - I love that line.</p>
<p>Here are the corrected lyrics to the Pina Colada Song:</p>
<p>"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you’re not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.</p>
<p>(later in song)</p>
<p>"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I’m not much into health food, I am into champagne.</p>
<p>The fact that I noticed this before looking it up–pretty scary. (The fact that I looked it up–even scarier!) :)</p>
<p>I love Carly Simon- but it is about Warren Beatty or Mick Jagger?</p>
<p>personally I would consider many of “todays songs” to have pretty stupid lyrics.
" my humps?"</p>
<p>Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother,
You’re stayin alive, stayin alive.</p>
<p>emeraldkity - I don’t think anyone knows for sure. This reminds me of the great “Curb Your Enthusiasm” in which Alannis Morrissette tells Larry who “Jagged Little Pill” is about and chaos ensues.</p>
<p>atomom, as long as you are looking things up, look up the Alanis Morisette Utube version of her doing the Black Eyed Peas song, “My Humps.” But, only if you know the original…cuz it is really funny.</p>
<p>Karma Chameleon. Too obvious, right?</p>
<p>I love Taylor Swift, but … (feels like I’m channeling Kanye West, haha)</p>
<p>“When we’re on the phone and he talks real slow
Cuz it’s late and his mama don’t know.”</p>
<p>LOW, Taylor. Talking LOW will keep his mama from hearing him. Talking SLOW won’t help him at all.</p>
<p>I don’t know why this bugs me so much. Also, Taylor: Romeo and Juliet ends with them both committing suicide. Neither of them was a prince or a princess. </p>
<p>But she’s such a sweetie, and her songs are so darned fun to sing along with…</p>
<p>I couldn’t stand Alanis Morissette’s after “Ironic,” but two things brought her back to respectability in my eyes: her portrayal of God in “Dogma” and her cover of “My Humps.”</p>
<p>I alway thought the same about the line from You’re So Vain–well, it *was *about him; why shouldn’t he think so?</p>
<p>“Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
And it was a little bit frightning
Cuz they fought with expert timing.”</p>
<p>“I am the Eggman
We are the Eggmen
I am The Walrus
Koo Koo Ka Choo”</p>
<p>^^^^ winner! we have a winner!</p>
<p>“Sandman” by America</p>
<p>'Cause I understand you’ve been running from the man
That goes by the name of the Sandman
He flies the sky like an eagle in the eye
Of a hurricane that’s abandoned</p>
<p>Referring back to the OP’s song “Happy Together”, doesn’t it drift off at one point and ask,
“How is the weather?”</p>
<p>Aw, give Taylor Swift a break. At least she didn’t write this:</p>
<p>“I’m just a girl, you’re just a boy
This is my heart, it’s not a toy.”</p>
<p>Has anyone mentioned the “Da Da Da Song”?</p>
<p>^^Not a fan of the song, but I looove the Volkswagen commercial, the one with the stinky chair :D</p>
<p>Oh, I think I have a top-50 stupidest song: the Milkshake song! I think it even beats My Humps 
Can you tell that I drove too many carpools of hiphop fans?</p>
<p>How about the Killers’ recent hit?</p>
<p>“Are we human, or are we dancer
My sign is vital, my hands are cold
And I’m on my knees looking for the answer
Are we human ore are we dancer”</p>
<p>Are we dancer? WTH???</p>
<p>Yes, count me into the carpool of hiphop fans group. And Milkshake is right along the exact same lines as my humps. </p>
<p>Right, dancer. Because, PEOPLE, it does not rhyme if you add an 's. LOL</p>
<p>^^poetgirl, the funniest thing about the Killers’ song is that a local radio DJ seriously thought that they were singing “…or are we denser…” until someone enlightened him :)</p>