<p>49ers 23 Ravens 20</p>
<p>There will be at least one commercial that goes viral and offends someone or another.</p>
<p>Coach Harbaugh will win.</p>
<p>Mom Harbaugh will have to break up a fight next family gathering.</p>
<p>Katherine Webb will get far too much attention…</p>
<p>I’ll start flipping channels at some point in the second quarter.</p>
<p>Sf 31
bal 17</p>
<p>It will be a great 3 hours to hit the local outlet mall. Then watch the actual 11 minutes of play time in it’s condensed form later.</p>
<p>Hopefully it doesn’t come down to Akers having to kick the winning field goal…</p>
<p>S.F. 34
Bal. 24</p>
<p>“if you score more points than the other team, then I guarantee you that you’ll win the game!!!”</p>
<p>Harbaughs will hug each other at the end of the game instead of getting into a fight like Jim and Lions coach did.</p>
<p>Mom & Pop Harbaugh will be interviewed.</p>
<p>Jacobs will run for 145 yards and be MVP. Oh wait, the dumb thug was cut and his running will be down vomit-stinking Bourbon street with a bunch of typical NOLA drunken visitors who will name it the Most Vile Pottymouth.</p>
<p>24 - 17
49ers for the win</p>
<p>You can turn down the sound and listen to your favorite music during the game, since we already know the script:</p>
<p>“We have to execute.”
“Defense wins championships.”
“He has character.” (NOT meaning that he’s morally upstanding, but that he plays hard.)
“He overcame adversity.” (NOT meaning real-life adversity, but that he is foolishly playing despite a football injury.)
“They have to air it out/establish their running game/take care of the football.”
“There was a miscommunication on the play.”
“Just shy” as in “They’re marking it just shy of the 40.”
“We have the utmost respect for them.”
“He took it to the next level.”
“They played within themselves.”
“Turnovers killed us.”
“We gave 110%.”
“We didn’t execute.”</p>
<p>At 9 pm I’ll be thrilled to watch Downton Abbey.</p>
<p>The puppy bowl will be far more interesting. </p>
<p>27-24 with a Harbaugh victory.</p>
<p>I can’t link to the image here, but Bravo apparently did a survey and found that the majority of respondents thought that Beyonce would win.</p>
<p>^ Beyonce will win if she doesn’t lip-sync.</p>
<p>49ers 38 - ravens 31
Half time show will be disappointing.
John H.'s wife will ask Jim H.'s to coach her kids.</p>
<p>Jim’s son Jay H. is already an assistant coach for Ravens under John.</p>