Sure, you like MIT. But do you want to kiss it like a kitten?

Colleges & Universities Massachusetts Institute of Technology
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<p>Observe.</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/07/06/russia.putin.reut/index.html[/url]”>http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/07/06/russia.putin.reut/index.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>“I tell you honestly, I just wanted to touch him like a kitten and that desire of mine ended in that act.”</p>

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<p>lol i heard about that. i think people are overreacting, and putin just doesn’t know enough english to defend himself properly. my parents kissed me on the stomach all the time when i was little. sure, strangers didn’t, but if the guy did it in front of hundreds of people it can hardly be considered naughty.</p>

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<p>2007 essay question: please state whether or not you would spontaneously touch MIT like a kitten and kiss it on the tummy. say why or why not.</p>

<p>yet another thing to make sure happens when i get ben jones drunk. (i’m still waiting for you to get back to me on that, big guy. :stuck_out_tongue: )</p>

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<p>I don’t think Ben’s wife would like it if you touched him like a kitten.</p>

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<p>i was thinking changing the MIT essay question, but you suggest new and intriguing ideas. :-D</p>

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<p>Common guys, give president Putin a brake! I wonder how you guys would sound like when you tried to explain why you kissed a boy in a foreign language…</p>

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<p>^ president putin? is that you?</p>

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<p>hmm… let’s think about this. All Putin did was kiss the boy the way a kitten would have done. If we allow kittens to kiss boys on the stomach, why exactly wouldn’t we allow, if not <em>expect</em>, Putin to act in the same way? Would you rather Putin kiss the boy the way a lion or a rattlesnake would?</p>

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<p>Lol ben, it’s on. Except I don’t get drunk. MIT has installed a customized version of the [liver</a> chip](<a href=“MIT Technology Review”>www.techreview.com/read_article.aspx?id=13092&ch=infotech) into my body which enables me to process alchohol faster than I can drink it.</p>

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<p>does that liver chip come in any other flavors?</p>

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<p>That is okay, Ben. At Caltech, we have invented [a</a> beverage](<a href=“Shopping Online at Shopping.com | Price Comparison Site”>Shopping Online at Shopping.com | Price Comparison Site) which even the liver chip can’t match.</p>

<p>:-D</p>

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<p>generic? not then in possession of a refined palette, I guess…</p>