<p>Hello, </p>
<p>Does anyone have any techniques or strategic plans they’d like to share about nabbing that last electrical outlet or parking space before someone else? </p>
<p>Sometimes I contract investigators or students who want some money to stand somewhere with a “reserved” or “no parking” or “under maintenance” sign in maintenance or security officer clothing in some obscure lot near the building with a ladder and some materials. </p>
<p>Other times I get a plug that looks like a wall with intricate looking mechanical equipment over it with a warning sign that beeps if someone unplugs it. </p>
<p>How often have you have you had to fight for an outlet or parking space? One time I caught someone trying to spy on me, but thanks to my thermal imaging camera I was able to detect the hidden transformer behind the wall and jam it before reporting it to authorities. The unusual interference with my signal tipped me off that something wasn’t right.</p>
<p>This one was extremely disappointing :(</p>
<p>I move armchairs around in the library to hide all the outlets. Sometimes I need a small team of movers to do so, but whatever gives me supremacy over all the laptop-dependent weaklings works fine for me.</p>
<p>As for parking spots, I drive an armored tank to school and just mow right over anyone that’s parked in the spot I want.</p>
<p>Use one of those three-in-one outlet plug things to “share” an outlet with others around you. Must easier to convince somebody to share the wall plug.</p>
<p>Ugh are you intentionally trying to promote an electrical hazard or want your identity stolen? </p>
<p>Some gaming laptops have huge power requirements to run and putting a few of those in one outlet could cause irreversible damage to you, your school, peers, and your professional career. Arson could also be called into question. </p>
<p>In addition, some of those three-in-one outlet plugs are actually sophisticated web/key loggers that can track your every move, then your competition will know EXACTLY how to take you down.</p>
<p>You’re losing your touch. Little less paranoia and PIs and you can go back to being funny :)</p>
<p>Princess, your response takes the cake. Bravo! 
you win this round!</p>