Take a CHANCE on me (Like the Ateens song!?)

Colleges & Universities University of Southern California
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<p>Hey there campers! My name’s Betty! And I’m feeling really perky, because I need you to tell ME that I’m going to USC! Hey! That, like, rhymed. Anyhoo, take a look at my stats STAT! Kay?</p>

<p>4.0 unweighted. 4.0 weighted. I like round numbers.</p>

<p>Classes?

  1. AP Psych. Even though I’m not really good at it, I really feel like I’m learning a lot, you know, about Psychos and that’s really cool. Oh yeah, I want to be a Psych major. I mean I really feel that lots of depressed people should just take some happy pills. My friends always tell me that they would never you know, hit the train early, wink, wink, because I’m just happy enough for everyone I know!
  2. AP Stat. I like numbers, so this just makes sense you know? I mean, I can remember numbers like that. (I’m snapping my fingers even though you can’t actually see it) Like I can tell you right, off the total top of my head, like twenty different people’s phone numbers that I know.
  3. Poetry. I like words too. I mean, isn’t ‘cantelope’ a cool word? That reminds me, does anyone know that fruit joke? NVM.
  4. Geography. I know it’s unusual to take, but I think it’s important, to like know where everything is.
  5. Japanese 5! Konnichiwa! Nihongo ga daisuki desu nee! Isn’t that just??
  6. AP Physics. This class was really hard! But it’s cool, it’s like hey, gravity, you know?</p>

<p>Well that’s that. Next TEST SCORES!
Apparently, I’ve got a plethora (love that word oodles) of aptitude!
ACT: 33
SAT: M: 700 CR: 700 W: 700 (There’s those round numbers again!) 2100!!</p>

<p>I don’t need scholarships or anything, I just want to go to USC because I love football. Go Trojans! WOOH! Oh yeah, activities. Well for being a future psychalogist, I thought peer mediation was the way to go! Plus, I’m Head cheerleader on Varsity for the past two years! I just like making people HAPPY like me! We won state six years in a row. I mean, I was only on the team for two of those years, but hey, there’s no eye in team, right?</p>

<p>OH! And I love volunteering! But only kids. I hate old people! They’re so like wrinkly, you know? </p>

<p>Chance me! C-H-A-N-C-E-M-E-!-!-! (I’m cheering it even though you can’t really see me doing it)</p>

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<p>Ha ha! I’m not clever enough to say it as colorfully as you have, but I’ll just say, don’t worry, you’re in. (In my I’m-a-nobody opinion.)</p>

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<p>i’m sure you’re fine… just don’t include your quote about old people in your essay and you should be good.</p>

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<p>haha, that was the funniest thing i’ve read in a while. Good luck in getting in, just promise you wont try to turn the school PINK once you’re in. lol</p>

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<p>you probably have a good chance of getting in. by the way, does the cantelope joke involve marriage?</p>

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<p>It sounds like somebody is ready to get the heck out of Alaska, haha. I took IB Geography my junior year of high school and LOVED it. It was probably my favorite high school class… ever.</p>