<p>ok im freaking out, i know i am stupid, and yes, i know i have no shot at any schools, but what would you guys recommend plzzzz!!! here are my crappy stats.</p>
<p>GPA: its enffable, its what we call the ubermench of GPA’s. the cyberdemon of doom, the aryan race hitler had orgasms about (by the way, i do not condone hitlers actions, it was condemable, and deplorable).
SATs: 24…million/2400 yes, i answered the bonus questions on the back of the SAT booklet…what you guys didn’t check?
SAT II’s: Well i didnt take the subject tests, ie, the history, spanish, and such because…well… i am teach these subjects already as an professor. yea bummer i know guys, at least i have emeratus status…ehhh i am such a loser.</p>
<p>EC’s:
- i play for the NFL. Yes, the renown National Football League, i played for the Baltimore Ravens. i won them superbowl 2000. YAY!!! now i know your all thinking, i am such a loser, i will never get to play for varsity or junior, but hey… at least i am trying my best.
- ehhh cured cancer
- pulitzer prize (i know crappy)
- Grammy Award. the song i recieved the grammy for was “Two steps forward, i take 30 steps back and i am out the door to the nearest doctors office because you gave me VD maan!!! thats not cool man, thats not cool.”
- an oscar. the film went to “The triumph of the NOT willing” and “Divine Secrets of the Na-Na Sisterhood, take that for steeeelen my maan”
- discovered penicilen
- caught john wilkes booth (oohh i hope its not to sooon, yikes!)
- stood up at agianst the commy’s at tianamen square (dont ask)
- persuaded wilson to form the Federal Reserve
- participated in an alien autopsy at area - 51…(ooooh myy good, i think 5 black bulletproof SUV’s just parked outside my door…o hell, while i am at, FDR didnt stand for Franklin Delano Roosevelt, lets just say it stood for his alien name…Franklin Delano Rooseveltalien)
- Noble Prize in …Peace(in the middleeast), physics(Einstien stole my ideas) and Economics(greenspann damnn youuuuuuuu…youuuuuu!!!)
- also i killed a bear with my own hands…not sure if this counts for anything…maybe the Kill A Bear With Your Hands Association might or better known as the acronym (KABWYH)</p>
<p>now i know your all laughing at how crappy my stats are but please remember i am only trying to better my self. now i much appreaciate anyone telling my chances at these …fine…institution:
Community College of Beaver County
Community College of Baltimore County
Chaffey Community College
Mount St. Mary’s College
Glendale Community College
i know, i know, i set the bar to high. my father went to Glendale CC maybe i might be admitted as a legacy. please i need your help CCers.
And one last thing, God Bless America.</p>
<p>Ditto: Any belligerent remarks about this thread is unamerican.</p>