<p>Bench-pressing chainsaws…this is an extreme sport in the making, people.
Think about it, you win, you live/you lose, you’re deadzies</p>
<p>Cira, you’re definitely more of a knife-murderer. (:</p>
<p>lol ditto. sorry you feel weird. but yelling is great fun.</p>
<p>Knife-murderer is better than gun-murderer. You get more exercise that way.</p>
<p>But then I’d get all bloody… Axes are probably a little bit hefty for me though. At least, the ones worth using. </p>
<p>I’d say sniper but my eyes aren’t that great. Probably the poisoning would be the best method. I’d make whoever I was killing my mini-Napoleons though. They might as well die happy.</p>
<p>Not weird, I guess I’m to shy for my own good. Anyway, when do we hear back from TASP? Too lazy to open a new tab and find out.</p>
<p>Only Wink would be considering the best murder weapon in order to do Cardio with. (:</p>
<p>i prefer something cleaner. injections of high dose drugs.</p>
<p>and like mid march</p>
<p>Which is like forever away. And I will never even know if they got my application.</p>
<p>Donny, what’s your ideal murder style?</p>
<p>you will if you get a call for an interview.
and its only a month away add a week or two.</p>
<p>How I want to be murdered or how I would wack somebody?</p>
<p>The latter.</p>
<p>Actually, both.</p>
<p>If I had to be murdered, definitely like what V does in V for Vendetta. Painless and swift and clean.</p>
<p>For poison, succinylcholine is probably the best, for future reference.</p>
<p>Anyway, stabbing is much more manly than poison. Poisoning is for squealing little girls who can’t handle a little blood.
:D</p>
<p>oo ooo me. itd be cool if they twitched though.</p>
<p>That’s me!</p>
<p>Not really. I don’t think I have a problem with blood. I just think that it’s best to leave as little physical evidence as possible, and a stabbing often means a struggle. Lots of scrapes and hair pulling- too much evidence to leave behind. Poisoning can be done more subtly and discreetly.</p>
<p>yea like under the tongue…but this convo is getting really morbid really fast.</p>
<p>If I was murdered, I WOULD NOT want to be stabbed to death, way to close to the killer, see his eyes and everything. If I was murdered, i would want to be blown up. Don’t know why, just seems festive.
If I was killing somebody, I would try to do it face to face, but from a dist. so probably I would use a gun.</p>
<p>This makes me sound really creepy. (:</p>
<p>yeah it does. new topic please?
lol but id love to like sniper someone, if they didnt die though. too pretty for jail.</p>
<p>I’d say first get some sleeping pills in them. Then, once they’re knocked out, you can inject them with the lethal stuff in all sorts of devious places the coroner won’t look. Of course, the poison will make it look like a natural death.</p>
<p>Okay, yeah, maybe a little morbid to be talking about so late at night. </p>
<p>Festive, Donny? Like a pinata exploding except the candy is entrails!</p>
<p>Poisoning is so obvious though. Almost all poisons are easily traceable (in the body and through databases – the government keeps track of where these things go) and are only accessable to certain people. Also, most have to be administered over time, which really narrows down the pool.</p>
<p>EDIT: If a homocide is suspected (which it will be in the case of a poisoning) the coroner will look everywhere. Poison spreads quickly thoughout the body and can even continue after rigor mortis.</p>
<p>I say stab someone (don’t shoot–burn some calories!) on a boat in the middle of the deep, open ocean and set it on fire to destroy the evidence so it sinks. Escape on a lifeboat.</p>
<p>EDIT: I guess you could poison someone this way too.</p>
<p>I would /not/ want to be stabbed to death. That can get ugly. I think I’d go with drug overdose and die in my sleep…yeah, I’m not /that/ manly…</p>
<p>but they will investigate the boat burning.</p>