<p>true. and i feel like your more of a skirt and leggings sort of guy.</p>
<p>I don’t know… White capris, bright, fun shirt and a wide brimmed hat with a large flower on it was what I was picturing.</p>
<p>Then again, maybe slightly more hip and edgy… Grey tunic, big yellow belt, dark skinny jeans and flats? Side swept bangs, of course, a big purse with many beauty products inside and I think a big chunky necklace.</p>
<p>i doubt his school will let him keep the hat but that would be lovely.</p>
<p>Really? I was thinking more like a corset with a huge whale-bone hoop skirt…</p>
<p>Wow, girls are so cruel…</p>
<p>how? we are just trying to make you look pretty donny.</p>
<p>But Donny, you’re so fun to make fun of! If it makes you feel any better, the tunic will probably give you a more feminine shape so you don’t have to worry about your likely narrower hips giving away the fact that you’re really a man.</p>
<p>What sort of manly things do you do?</p>
<p>All the while, stripping my self esteem one blouse at a time. (:</p>
<p>It’s all those years of pent-up feminist rage and generational trauma developed from forced feminine obedience and the cult of domesticity.</p>
<p>yeah a tube dress would not be your friend. but i agree with cira, do tell.</p>
<p>omg i just learned the cult of domesticity. that was some bull.</p>
<p>Cira, every morning, I sacrifice a new born calf to the Athuris, the Sumerian god of male fertility. You know, the normal stuff.</p>
<p>That sounds prohibitively expensive, though I imagine it would keep you splendidly in veal chops.</p>
<p>Seriously.</p>
<p>Animal cruelty = manly
I see.</p>
<p>says the atheist. and what do you live in davie, calves are hard to come by.
but seriously name a few things.</p>
<p>Are you really going to make me build a monument to my manliness in front of you all!? I can’t parade my ego around, it’s the same reason I don’t have a facebook or myspace.</p>
<p>you parade around your random acts of baking. come on then, perform.</p>
<p>Facebook is about socializing, not just ego trips. You don’t have to have to tell us if you don’t want us delving into your personal life, but just imagine our pouting faces when you say no…</p>
<p>Well, I suppose that if you cave to pressures of just a few weak women, it would really show how bendable and un-manly you are.</p>
<p><em>gasp</em> I don’t have a facebook or myspace either. We have something in common???</p>
<p>I lift weights, run a mile every now and then, I used to have schedule and everything, but then a little thing called junior year came around, I love to yell for absolutely no reason. I mow and use a chainsaw for cutting bushes.</p>
<p>All of this feels like stuff open to both sexes…</p>
<p>Uh, this feels so weird for me. I don’t really talk about myself to peeps.</p>
<p>Never mind. 2200th post!</p>
<p>I’m sorry, Donny. We didn’t want you to feel uncomfortable. I promise I’m not an axe-murderer who’s going to come after you while you’re screaming about running and bench-pressing chainsaws.</p>