<p>o dear. but you are interested in agriculture?</p>
<p>o and what was your seminar order porna?</p>
<p>What? Why? Farming seems so self-sufficient to me. America went wrong when it left the farm for the city.</p>
<p>is that part of the reason you like deep springs donny?</p>
<p>No I’m not, God*amnit! Jesus Christ, how long in God’s name must I swear like a Catholic to get your attention? I want to go to the Cornell University College of Agriculture and Life Sciences, where they teach BIOLOGY AND ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCES. WHICH IS WHAT I’M INTO. AND SHORT HAIR. SO THERE.</p>
<p>If I were a cat, I’d be puffed out like an apple with the measles by now. I think the panic rat gave me rabies.</p>
<p>ok, i’m back. dinner was good… i think donny just has a fetish for cows, since almost everyone else is a guy. </p>
<p>and in a single-sex college, are all the teachers exclusively 1 sex?</p>
<p>im gonna tazer you porna. calm down.
i think you need to be put down.</p>
<p>and no they are not elmo.</p>
<p>and eww bestiality by donny</p>
<p>an apple with the measles. umm interesting. sort of country bumpkin.lol.</p>
<p>I think I need some Mongolian Wild Cat tranquilizer.</p>
<p>On a saner note: I agree with Hudson that farming is self-sufficient. However, I have no intentions to be one unless the apocalypse happens. When it does, I’ll be ready. Oh, I’ll be ready. Especially if zombies are involved.</p>
<p>Yes, it is what drew me to Deep Springs, mls. It represents many of the ideals of Thoreau, which I try to aspire to.</p>
<p>That and my cow fetish.</p>
<p>i don’t think a tazer or a tranquilizer would work on wolf. better play it safe with a .45 or at the very least a .357 - a 12 guage would work too.</p>
<p>lol, ill be sure to not wear leather around you donny.</p>
<p>and that’s so cute. learning and living rugged. sexy!
i just thought of brokeback mountain, though…mmm jake gyllanhal</p>
<p>and ooo buckshot!!</p>
<p>I’m sure it would, D-Yu, but I think I’d need a demonstration on a test subject to be sure. Would you like to volunteer?</p>
<p>Don’t come ‘round here with no bullet-totin’ babies, Elmo. I’ll cut you.</p>
<p>Or a silver spoon that you poke it with.</p>
<p>My post makes no sense now, but I’m gonna leave it up as a monument to the speed with which this thread moves. (:</p>
<p>(reading a thread in College Life about masturbating) Ha. Read this:</p>
<p>“My roommate does it on his bed at night. I know because the bed vibrates to the rhythm. My boyfriend says this is pretty gay.”</p>
<p>i’m pretty sure the range of a .45 is longer than your claw. i’ll be sure to take you out from afar. or i’ll just drive a tank.</p>
<p>and yeah sure i’ll volunteer. to be the shooter that is… but we’ll need a target… how about that one girl that you said annoys you every day?</p>
<p>“My roommate does it on his bed at night. I know because the bed vibrates to the rhythm. My boyfriend says this is pretty gay.”</p>
<p>Wouldn’t that make the speaker a woman and her roommate a man?</p>
<p>No. It was a guy speaking. </p>
<p>Honestly, what would have been the fun of me posting it if it were heterosexual? You have much to learn about the ways of the Wolf.</p>
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that’s a screwed up comment. the speaker could be gay.</p>
<p>EDIT - scratch the last sentence. posted too late.</p>
<p>Oh my GOD you guys, of course he’s gay! It’s only FUNNY if he’s gay! How have you all gone this long without coming to appreciate the art of sex jokes? Haven’t you watched Comedy Central?</p>
<p>I’ve made a genesis from television to computer. I think I only watch LOST now.
Computer has news, entertainment, and everything else, but I choose my content, not the FCC or the MSM.</p>