<p>The worst thing about him is that he’s a nice guy and I actually want him to be happy… Just with me would be nice. I wouldn’t expose him to that kind of evil yet. He’s young and impressionable, I’d say. I don’t know if he’d live.</p>
<p>“i say send porna after him. he’ll never be the same.”</p>
<p>I’ll turn him into a lesbian. :)</p>
<p>…Because I need more lesbians in my life? Not really.</p>
<p>lmao you have more compassion than i do. and by the way i love a softer world.
and as i remember it porna you were passed out drunk in the train station, i left you on a bench…who were you kissing???</p>
<p>(sigh) I do. Either that or more Jewish divers.</p>
<p>Panic: Baby, that was the OTHER night.</p>
<p>um… yikes!</p>
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<p>not all boys are stupid cira… albeit many are. and does this younger guy happen to be one of the eighth graders hitting on you on valentine’s (how did i remember that?!)? </p>
<p>lmao… cheer up cira. life’s worth too much to be sad over some little boy… and remember, there’s a lot of guys out there (which is not always a good thing…)</p>
<p>I try to be a nice person. It often doesn’t work out that way, but I really do like him.</p>
<p>You should check out the GSA at my school! It went from being a moderate discussion group to a hardcore lesbian punk fest since a kind of friend of mine started running it… Actually, you would probably really like them a lot.</p>
<p>no i remember, cuz you totally gave me syphilis that time.</p>
<p>and i think you need a nun, or an exorcism porna.</p>
<p>i second what elmo said, i think nice guys need to start duplicating themselves. totally an endangered species.</p>
<p>^^ or a .45 round to the head… JKJK. i’m not that violent…</p>
<p>(mournful sigh) We have ONE at our school. ONE. And she’s a member of the “fencing team” (as in the team that goes out 2nd period and chain smokes by the fence). My gym girl (she’s in my gym class), my gay mascot, and my Jewish boy. This is what I have to work with.</p>
<p>I know not all boys are stupid. Donny’s alright when we aren’t talking about genders. I was just angry with the world. And, heh, maybe. In my defense, he’s very tall and he’s like fourteen.</p>
<p>Yes, but the rest of the guys don’t shamelessly flirt with me for several hours and do all sorts of nice boy things like lend me his sweater and sweep me off my feet even… It’s just annoying that he’s perfect and he exists and God just screwed up his birth date a little.</p>
<p>or are you elmo. does elmo have a vendetta. a hit list?? gasp angry asian.
and d-yu your asian, is it true that you guys have like major rage issues?</p>
<p>Be sure to ask at the next Global Asian Teenage Boy convention, D-Yu.</p>
<p>(some call it the UCLA/UCB freshman orientation)</p>
<p>^^ i haven’t been angry for a long time, although i’ve been annoyed quite a few times… it usually doesn’t go beyond that for me. my dad on the other hand…
any tips? 
so he IS AN EIGHTH GRADER! jkjk, cira, i won’t be mean</p>
<p>yeah, elmo go back in time and make your egg split into two of you. and that’s assuming your a nice guy… j/k. your cool beans.</p>
<p>and no offense cira when kismet and time work together you’ll find another perfect flirter who is within two years of your age.</p>
<p>and really? ive been hearing about about asian guy rage for a while. o wellz.</p>
<p>You’d best not be or I’ll use my velociraptor fighting skills and claw your navel off. Besides, dating outside my grade is now kind of my only hope. My brains and personality seem to have alienated the attractive male 11th grade population.</p>
<p>i’m not ur average asian. for example, i hang out w/ cheerleaders and basketball players as well as regular nerds</p>
<p>cira, as in ur too smart and outgoing, or not enuff (which is hard to imagine - you could use the compliment:))</p>
<p>unfortunately i must depart all.</p>
<p>feel better cira, figure it out elmo.</p>
<p>night night. dream of purple elephants.</p>
<p>and eww cheerlearders at my school are straight sluts. and i dont even know who’s on my basketball team. oh well.</p>
<p>stay abnormal people.</p>
<p>lol. i’ve never been called “cool beans” before. haha</p>
<p>Too smart, yes… More than one person calls me ‘robot’ for knowing all the answers.</p>
<p>The personality is weird. I’ve really changed a lot from last year to this year. I used to be really shy, or when I did speak up I was kind of acerbic or sarcastic mostly, to all the idiots but the idiots who were my friends. I’ve gotten a lot better about it, I talk in class and I’ve made a lot more friends now, but the boys still shy away. I think I just need a way to meet new ones other than the ones I’ve been in advanced classes with for like five years. There might be a few gems buried in the riff-raff, but in general, they seem a little stale to me.</p>
<p>You’re sweet, Elmo. Thank you. I’m a lot better now than I was before.</p>