<p>The idea is quite simple. I will start the story, and then you will choose one of the options I give to you, continue the story, and give new options to choose from. So here it begins:</p>
<p>You wake up from your own bed in the morning. You see a corpse next to your bed. What will you do?</p>
<p>A) Leave the room.
B) Call the cops.
C) Go back to the bed.
D) Eat the corpse.</p>
<p>A) Leave the room.</p>
<p>After seeing the corpse and leaving the room what do you do?</p>
<p>A) leave the country.
B) find a shovel and begin digging a grave.
C) eat breakfast.
B) try to remember who the corpse was and where you were last night…</p>
<p>C) Eat breakfast</p>
<p>As you begin to eat a hearty bowl of Cheerios, you realize that there is an eyeball floating around within that milky sea of deliciousness. Something is definitely not right this morning. What do you do?</p>
<p>A) Consider calling the cops
B) Regurgitate anything questionable you may have already inadvertently eaten
C) Bring some cereal to the corpse in the other room – I’m sure it’s hungry and lonely
D) Eat the eyeball and pretend like you didn’t see it; enjoy your cereal</p>
<p>B) Regurgitate!</p>
<p>After long embrace with the toilet do you…</p>
<p>A) Finally get around to calling the cops
B) Wash down breakfast with very strong liquor to kill anything that didn’t get thrown up
c) Call up the Cheerios company and say “yes, yes I KNOW its good for my heart… but what about eye health…”
D) All of the Above</p>
<p>B) Drink!</p>
<p>After drinking till you’re completely drunk, you…
A) go back and try to hide the corpse
B) go out with an axe to try and find another corpse to add to your collection
C) finally call the cops
D) pass out on the floor next to the corpse.</p>
<p>D) Pass out on the floor next to the corpse.</p>
<p>After sleeping for twenty-four hours straight, you wake up to find the police knocking on your door. You…
A) Grab your chainsaw and introduce it to the nice policemen at your door
B) Jump out your second story window and run far far away…
C) Open the door… like a normal person
D) Go into your underground lair</p>
<p>A) Go into my underground lair</p>
<p>After opening the amazingly cool trap door and descending, you
A) Mix together some potions of odd colors and useless functions.
B) Remember that you have a phobia of being in underground lairs and freak out.
C) Grab the chainsaw you have hidden there to use on the police at your front door.
D) Chill.</p>
<p>A) make a potion</p>
<p>After a couple hours spent mixing the potion you
A) peek upstairs to see if the police are still there
B) drink the potion
C) pour the potion into the corpses mouth
D) take a nap.</p>
<p>C) Pour the potion into the corpse’s mouth</p>
<p>After you pour the potion, the corpse then…
A) Fully heals and is brought back to life
B) Is brought back to semi-life as your obedient zombie minion
C) Continues to lay there
D) Turns an interesting shade of magenta before dissolving into the air and then…</p>
<p>D) Turns an interesting shade of magenta before dissolving into the air and then…</p>
<p>Slightly annoyed that your corpse is gone, you think what to do next. Do you</p>
<p>A)Go to the store
B)Call some friends to hang out
C) Spend time with your baby brother
D)read a good book.</p>
<p>A) you decide to go to the store.</p>
<p>while you are standing in the aisle at walmart you see coming around the corner</p>
<p>A) the police officer again.
B) something that looks oddly like the corpse, but slightly pink?
C) your math teacher
D) A mouse</p>
<p>D) A mouse</p>
<p>But suddenly this rodently transforms into…
A) A beautiful/handsome individual of the opposite gender (indicate character gender)
B) The police officer
C) You math teacher
D) The corpse… but now a kind of vermillion tint…</p>
<p>D) The corpse… but now a kind of vermillion tint…</p>
<p>On the bridge of insanity you cry out in terror to no one in particular. The police officer (behind you) taps you on the shoulder and asks “Are you alright, sir/ma’am?” You</p>
<p>A) Punch the officer in the face and run out of the store
B) take the police officers gun
C) kiss the police officer lovingly on the lips
D) faint and fall to the floor</p>
<p>D) Faint and fall to the floor.</p>
<p>When you wake up hours later you are
A) in a hospital bed about to undergo a major surgery
B) In the police office
C) in a jail cell
D) in a coffin at your own funeral</p>
<p>B) In the police office</p>
<p>The officer leads you to the interrogation room. You
A) confess about the corpse
B) try and make a break for it
C) Offer the police officer a bribe
D) Pretend the be dying</p>
<p>B) Try to make a break for it</p>
<p>The officer beats you silly with a baton. You black out and awaken in a Mexican prison, tied to a chair. There is a man with a funny mustache playing the trumpet in front of you.</p>
<p>A) Ask the dude what is up with the trumpet
B) Curse him out in Spanish
C) Try to wriggle free
D) Wait for him to interact with you and/or castrate you</p>
<p>D) Wait for him to interact with you and/or castrate you</p>
<p>The man stops playing his trumpet and asks you what you think is going on. He signals for the others to enter the room and the corpse, police officer and mouse enter. You</p>
<p>A) start crying because you’re so confused
B) yell for an explanation
C) wriggle out of the chair and start running
D) wriggle out of the chair and reach for the pocketknife you had strategically hidden between your ass buns</p>
<p>A) start crying because you’re so confused</p>
<p>Now that everything has come to this important climax, it’s time for a commercial break! During this time, the viewer…
A) is buffeted by ‘some words from our sponsor’
B) eats an entire gallon of Ben + Jerry’s
C) does the robot in front of the bathroom mirror
D) contemplates the symbolism of the corpse’s transformation and subsequent rebirth as a vermillion from the mouse despite the mouse still existing in the original form… <em>more confusing</em></p>
<p>D) contemplates the symbolism of the corpse’s transformation and subsequent rebirth as a vermillion from the mouse despite the mouse still existing in the original form… <em>more confusing</em></p>
<p>Afterwards you decide that the symbolism is …</p>
<p>A) a clever reference to a dead rat from Flowers for Algernon.
B) a clever reference to The Lord of Greatness
C) a clever reference to The Prince of Art
D) A prophecy that a pikachu will enter the prison via trans-dimensional warp to help you escape.</p>
<p>D) A prophecy that a pikachu will enter the prison via trans-dimensional warp to help you escape.</p>
<p>Suddenly there is a loud bang that awakens you. You had been dreaming that this was all a silly TV show, but you soon realize that you really are sitting in a Mexican prison and that the loud noise was pikachu light-bolting into the room. You…</p>
<p>A)Use the noise as a distraction and quickly untie the ropes with your teeth (a method you learned as a boy scout) and scurry away like a mouse (coincidence?).
B)Fall backwards as you stare at stare at the two things you fear most: pokemons and Mexicans.
C)Begin to unbutton your top with your teeth (something you learned in Catholic school) in the hope of causing a distraction.
D)Scream “Gotta catch um all!”</p>