The Best Cafe Game Ever

<p>Because they are tiny little trees.</p>

<p>Why shouldn’t little precede tiny in the above sentence?</p>

<p>because it matters more than anything else in the world</p>

<p>when will i fall asleep?</p>

<p>Yes, and you’ll sleep for 100 years.</p>

<p>What is the square root of 4?</p>

<p>9.</p>

<p>is it annoying when people call barack obama “osama”?</p>

<p>It is lovely. </p>

<p>How many 5s fit in 258,582,235?</p>

<p>i see three</p>

<p>what’s your favorite color</p>

<p>mustard yellow.</p>

<p>do some people not realize the point of this game?</p>

<p>michael jackson</p>

<p>McCain '08?</p>

<p>■■■■■■■■■ '46</p>

<p>Some people do not. Is this shameful?</p>

<p>they should be beheaded.</p>

<p>is FDR your favorite president?</p>

<p>Yes i love that game. My friends and I play FDR online all the time.</p>

<p>Is Cheney the Anti-Christ?</p>

<p>No, he accidentally shot the AC in the face. He’s actually our savior.</p>

<p>Don’t you miss Rove in the White House?</p>

<p>No, I don’t like Miss Rove.</p>

<p>Do you like lasagna?</p>

<p>Only good lasagna.</p>

<p>Without consulting the intarwebs, can you name any stone or bird or flower specific to the month of March?</p>

<p>the Mayflower.</p>

<p>who is the current north korean president?</p>

<p>Sanyaja Jones. </p>

<p>What was Ghandi known for?</p>

<p>rebuilding the twin towers.</p>

<p>where’s germany?</p>

<p>On the Sun.</p>

<p>Who’s on the 5 dollar bill?</p>

<p>your mom</p>

<p>What do the letters FBI stand for?</p>

<p>those are not letters</p>

<p>how many colors are there?</p>