The Best Cafe Game Ever

<p>Yet another stolen game titled "Very wrong answers to very obvious questions."</p>

<p>Person 1: What is the capital of China?
Person 2: East Korea. Who is the president of the US?
Person 3: Kobe Bryant. Etc, etc...</p>

<p>What is peanut butter made of?</p>

<p>canada.</p>

<p>what is my name?</p>

<p>Amoeba.</p>

<p>Who invented the lightbulb?</p>

<p>Rosie O'Donell. </p>

<p>Who founded Berkshire Hathaway?</p>

<p>paris hilton.</p>

<p>what is your favorite fruit?</p>

<p>Donuts.</p>

<p>What is your favourite music?</p>

<p>Babies</p>

<p>What causes global warming?</p>

<p>liberals</p>

<p>what does G unit stand for?</p>

<p>Holy Unit</p>

<p>What makes plants green?</p>

<p>one of the suns...the green one...not the yellow one.</p>

<p>How are babies born?</p>

<p>From the facehuggers in the Aliens series.</p>

<p>Why is the sky blue?</p>

<p>Because the grass is green.</p>

<p>What color are oranges?</p>

<p>navy blue</p>

<p>what are you supposed to do when you're depressed?</p>

<p>Watch Ellen Degeneres...</p>

<p>why do flies fly, but pigs don't pig?</p>

<p>Because of cows. </p>

<p>Name 3 places in the world you would most like to visit.</p>

<p>Iceland, Russia, and Antarctica</p>

<p>What come after A?</p>

<p>your mother on a diet</p>

<p>on a scale of 1 to craptacular, how not good are macs?</p>

<p>Macs are great</p>

<p>Do you like president bush?</p>

<p>Yes. (a very wrong answer)</p>

<p>how fast can you solve a rubik's cube?</p>

<p>As fast as global warming is slow.</p>

<p>Why does broccoli look like little tiny trees?</p>