The Best Cafe Game Ever

<p>6.6*10^23</p>

<p>How many Ivy League colleges have you been admitted to?</p>

<p>Harvard Penn Columbia Cornell.</p>

<p>who are you?</p>

<p>Mother Teresa</p>

<p>What is your favourite hobby?</p>

<p>watching paint dry while eating 5.3 donuts.</p>

<p>whos your favorite german?</p>

<p>Hmmm… Angela Merkel? :D</p>

<p>Do you like Hitler?</p>

<p>Hitler linked communism to jewish ideology because Carl Marx was jewish.</p>

<p>^^ no question there.</p>

<p>are you human>?</p>

<p>Actually no. I am a fish. </p>

<p>How many pounds of ham should we all eat per day?</p>

<p>Approximately 572. Bump it up to 603 on Sundays.</p>

<p>What is the brand of the shirt I am wearing right now?</p>

<p>Gucci</p>

<p>what does peach juice taste like?</p>

<p>like peaches, duh</p>

<p>who are you?</p>

<p>I’m you! DUH</p>

<p>what color is the sky?</p>

<p>black. it is always black.</p>

<p>what is your favorite color?</p>

<p>black. it is always black.</p>

<p>Is the world flat?</p>

<p>duh!!!</p>

<p>are you flat?</p>

<p>yes, i am 2 dimensional</p>

<p>How do humans reproduce?</p>

<p>The stork, obviously.</p>

<p>Do you think I’m female or male?</p>

<p>neither</p>

<p>When will humans be able to fly?</p>

<p>when pigs can.</p>

<p>what does the reincarnation of jesus have to w/ bunnies hiding colorful eggs?</p>

<p>(& happy easter everyone!)</p>