The best joke ever

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<p>I’ve heard a LOT of Bush jokes over the past 5 years, but this one is IMO the funniest. </p>

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<p>Donald Rumsfeld is briefing President Bush: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.” </p>

<p>“Oh no!” exclaims the president. “That’s terrible!” </p>

<p>His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands. </p>

<p>Finally, he looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?” </p>

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<p>Feel free to post any jokes, political or not.</p>

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<p>“Bush bragged that more Iraqis say their country is on the right track than Americans say our country is on the right track. Boy, there’s a campaign slogan for you – ‘America: More *****ed Up Than Fallujah!’” -–Bill Maher</p>

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<p>Here’s one.</p>

<p>A crazy liberal was walking down the street and saw another crazy liberal.</p>

<p>Oh wait, that’s it. It’s not even funny. It’s just the truth. Liberals are crazy.</p>

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<p>If these were Clinton jokes, I bet you’d be yukking it up. </p>

<p>How many Republicans does it take to increase the national debt to insane amounts?</p>

<p>Hmmm…one…two…three. Three.</p>

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<p>Did you hear what came between George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush?</p>

<p>Eight years of peace and economic prosperity!</p>

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<p>haha some of these are funny. americans love to poke fun at the president. :D</p>

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<p>It’s even officially sanctioned by Teddy Roosevelt! Yay!</p>

<p>New Bush joke:</p>

<p>How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?</p>

<ol>
<li><p>One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;</p></li>
<li><p>One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;</p></li>
<li><p>One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;</p></li>
<li><p>One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;</p></li>
<li><p>One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;</p></li>
<li><p>One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;</p></li>
<li><p>One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;</p></li>
<li><p>One to viciously smear #7;</p></li>
<li><p>One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;</p></li>
<li><p>And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.</p></li>
</ol>

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<p>Bush is being interviewed and the reporter asks him “So George, how do you think your first 100 days of term have been?” Bush’s response is, “Wow! A year already?”</p>

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<p>Q: Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender. </p>

<p>Q: What do French recruits learn in basic training?
A: How to surrender in 17 different languages.</p>

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<p>haha. thumbs up.</p>