The Best Thread Titles

<p>Seeing Zoosermom’s latest, “Dead Cat,” made me think this would be a fun thread.</p>

<p>What are the best titles you remember?</p>

<p>[Edit: You know you’re on CC too much when you start making threads about threads.]</p>

<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/what-my-chances/470497-clam-fart-oh-my-god-what-did-i-do.html?highlight=fart[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/what-my-chances/470497-clam-fart-oh-my-god-what-did-i-do.html?highlight=fart&lt;/a&gt;
… few as memorable as that one.</p>

<p>“Organ audition” (from the music major forum) opens up a number of images.</p>