The Brony Club

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>Oh, Antibronies, you really crack me up. You’re all adorable little trolls, really. After all, if you don’t like MLP and are annoyed by its existence, then why bother to post here? What do you gain? StudiousMaximus, there are only two explanations for why you keep returning to this thread:

  1. You are a ■■■■■, and you are just having a good laugh. If this is the case, then I totally respect you. Sure, it’s a little annoying, but mostly humorous. Keep it up. It’s entertaining.
  2. You’re a closet brony, and you want reassurance that there really is a large brony community before you admit that you’re a part of the herd. I assure you, bronies are EVERYWHERE these days. And there are so many of us. That’s evident from the 1,000,000 views Equestria Daily gets PER DAY. </p>

<p>Either way, I urge you to return to this page as often as you like. I’m having fun.</p>

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<p>Okay, this one’s for the bronies (sorry, antibronies…we’ll come back to you later). Got a favorite Discord/Celestia ■■■■■ moment? Post it here!!!</p>

<p>I know…there are so many to choose from…we’re going to have a LOT of fun with this XD</p>

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<p>~IN WHICH FLUTTERSHY COUNTER-TROLLS DISCORD~</p>

<p>Discord Butterfly: Fluttershy, it looks like you’ve been left behind by your so-called friends, huh?
Fluttershy: Oh, no. I’m certain they’re doing their best to find me!
Discord Butterfly: Well, it must be so upsetting to know how weak and helpless they think you are…
Fluttershy: Not at all, I am weak and helpless, and I appreciate their understanding.
Discord Butterfly: [frustrated] Yes… Well, surely it burns you up… I mean, that they’re always pointing out your flaws, right?
Fluttershy: Not really. In fact, I think I’m awfully lucky to have friends who want me to be the best I can be!
[The butterflies transform back into Discord’s normal form]
Discord: [losing his temper] OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE! [pokes Fluttershy’s head, instantly corrupting her] You’ve been kind for far too long, my dear. Time to be cruel! Arrivederci! [disappears in a huff]</p>

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<p>ITT:</p>

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<p>ISHYGDDT</p>

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<p>I took a college CS/Discrete Math course last semester, and I was bored writing up one of the proofs, so I wrote a story about Fluttershy and Angel solving the problem. The only comment I got was the standard “The proof is 100% correct,” but I wonder if the grader thought I was crazy (the problems are submitted anonymously though).</p>

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<p>GaussianInteger: You are amazing and an inspiration to all of us. Next time I have a math project, I think I’ll take a leaf out of your book :D</p>

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<p>Anypony here an Alex Day fan? Remember his brief encounter with ponies? Well, I had the opportunity to talk to him about his brony experience…I’ll tell you all about it when I don’t have five finals to study for :/</p>

<p><em>looks around nervously</em> Wait, what am I doing here when I have five finals to study for??? AHHH!!! <em>runs off towards textbooks</em></p>

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<p>Feeling like Twilight Sparkle as I get ready for a loooong weekend of studying. Good thing I’m exactly like our favorite purple egghead pony :D</p>

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<p>When I heard BBBFF for the first time, I was surprised that the song mentioned Twilight’s studiousness and social awkwardness. I can totally relate to it, but it just wasn’t what I expected to be emphasized so much on a TV show for kids. The same thing goes of course for the first episode.</p>

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<p>Fluttershy is worst pony. Love and Tolerance is a ridiculous concept. This is coming from somebody who started watching the show March 2011. Get off this board.</p>

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<p>Congrats on having 666 posts, Samonuh.</p>

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<p>Samonuh, I’ve never met a brony with your point of view. Who’s your favorite pony, then? And why do you dislike the concept of Love and Tolerance?</p>

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<p>hjs876959: I don’t really know. It started off as a brony thread, but it sort of turned into a ■■■■■-fest. Oh well, this amusing, so I don’t really care.</p>

<p>By the way, has anyone seen StudiousMaximus? I miss my favorite ■■■■■! XD He hasn’t turned up around this thread lately…perhaps he’s too busy watching episodes of MLP? ;)</p>

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<p>For those of you who love to Smile, Smile, Smile, check out the Massive Smile! Project on YouTube. All proceeds go to Seeds of Kindess, a charity set up by Bronies for Good. It’s a great cause, not to mention a great cover of Pinkie’s song!</p>

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<p>Hmm… I shall answer all of your questions!</p>

<p>How’d you become a brony? I moved in with one of my best friends, and her 21 year-old sister watches it, so she got me into it. =P </p>

<p>Who’s your favorite pony? Either Rarity or Rainbow Dash.</p>

<p>Why do you watch MLP? Lmao… I could say “the plot” but then y’all would think I find the characters sexually attractive… To me it’s really the humor of the characters.</p>

<p>Do you have any brony friends? One, and then my friend’s sister (who’s also my friend).</p>

<p>Do you write pony fanfics, draw pony fanart, or create pony music? Nope. Pony music rules, though. My friend writes pony fanfics. </p>

<p>In addition to ponies, what are your other obsessions? Onion rings, cars, books, Jerry Springer, watches, and all varieties of rock music. </p>

<p>Do you wear pony gear on a regular basis? I don’t have any. Except for a keychain. </p>

<p>Have you ever been to a brony convention/signing? Nope. </p>

<p>Have you ever gotten weird looks while wearing a brony pin/shirt/jacket? No, but when I tell people I watch it (I don’t tell many people), they don’t believe me, so I send them a picture of my Rainbow Dash keychain… Then they still don’t believe me, so I send them a picture of me holding my rainbow dash keychain. =P </p>

<p>Bronies and Pegasisters of CC, unite!</p>

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<p>I’m not a huge brony fan. Bronies make those who liked ponies before look bad.</p>

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<p>EliKresses: Thanks for answering all of my questions! First person to. Congratulations, you are now 20% cooler!</p>

<p>hjs876959: not going with the social norms? Eeeeeyup, that’s me. :)</p>

<p>iluvbooks94: Well, I’ll have to disagree with you there. I will never be able to take G3 nor its fans seriously. However, Lauren Faust, creator of MLP Friendship is Magic, was a huge G1 fan.</p>

<p>New question time! Who’s your favorite pony musician/band? I LOVE MandoPony and AcousticBrony. <3. TheLivingTombstone is good too.</p>

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<p>Don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of g1, g2 (when I was a little kid), and g4. But I find that the brony community has a lot of crass, polarizing parts to it that I just don’t like.</p>

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<p>Oh, good, I thought you were a G3 fan…or worse…Core 7 <em>shivers</em></p>

<p>Yeah, there are some bronies I dislike as well. But for the most part, we’re a really kind, sweet, and talented community. I’ve been to two brony events so far, and I absolutely loved meeting the herd in person. Everypony was so nice and entertaining. For a socially-awkward introvert like myself, it was amazing to be able to come out of my shell and have a great time with these wonderful bronies I had just met. That’s when I decided that I truly love the herd. Not to mention, there are so many fantastically talented bronies who create works of art like this: [Dreams</a> of a Blue Pegasus Filly (The Most Talented Flyers In All Of Equestria) [Acoustic] - YouTube](<a href=“Dreams of a Blue Pegasus Filly (The Most Talented Flyers In All Of Equestria) [Acoustic] - YouTube”>Dreams of a Blue Pegasus Filly (The Most Talented Flyers In All Of Equestria) [Acoustic] - YouTube) AcousticBrony makes the most beautiful music, and I absolutely adore the works of MandoPony. And don’t even get me started on the drawings and paintings. It’s truly brilliant.</p>

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Twilight Sparkle, and love and tolerance is ridiculous because it’s all fake. Your kindness is artificial, and frankly, it’s ****ing me off…</p>