<p>[Old</a> thread here.](<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-confidential-cafe/489142-cafe-watering-hole.html]Old”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-confidential-cafe/489142-cafe-watering-hole.html) </p>
<p>Because the other one was too big. Carry on.</p>
<p>No! You were supposed to name it the exact same thing. You fail.</p>
<p>I’m addicted to Facebook’s typing race.</p>
<p>In4 this one.</p>
<p>I’m hungry (and I just ate 3 burgers).</p>
<p>Ugh, I’m such a fatass. I used to not eat a lot, and I’m having a sudden rush of appetite starting from a while ago after I started exercising heavily, when I turned 16 a while ago…</p>
<p>You are better than food. You don’t need that stuff. You don’t need food to have a good time.</p>
<p>My train wreck of a short story is still on track to derail.</p>
<p>Is this really happening? </p>
<p>Pshht. There should have been a vote or something.</p>
<p>I would have dissented had we held a vote. Furrealz.</p>
<p>In Tennizzle people make your decisions for you. So.</p>
<p>INFIDELS.</p>
<p>That’s like in Communist Russia. There are way too many jokes about that. “In the US, you can always find a party. In Communist Russia, Party finds you!” OLOL!!1!!!</p>
<p>I hate this new thread and I want to step on it.</p>
<p>Somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year.</p>
<p>My d</p>
<p>But your pretentiousness is.</p>
<p>I need time to skip sixteen days. Then my life will be calm.</p>
<p>Well. It wasn’t like anyone else was going to do anything. Go post in the old one then, infidels.</p>
<p>And everyone knows the Soviet Russia jokes, slow northerner. Get with it.</p>
<p>Someday I need to sit down and decide what my values are.</p>
<p>Your face is an infidel.</p>
<p>And your mom.</p>
<p>Diss.</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Buffy is much more interesting than the various tests I have tomorrow.</p>
<p>I don’t have any tests tomorrow, because, you know, I don’t have any school tomorrow.</p>
<p>A spring break would be preferable.</p>
<p>Translate the Facebook language into Pirate. It’s epic. If this is way old news, sorry, I just heard about it today.</p>
<p>Spring break is over for me tomorrow. It felt like the shortest break I’ve ever had.</p>
<p>It’s okay, though. It’s not like this is an actual break, seeing as I’m going to spend almost all of it working.</p>
<p>God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater is brilliant.</p>
<p>Our generation needs a Kurt Vonnegut.</p>
<p>I want to read Slaughterhouse-Five. That’s going on my summer reading list. It’s already getting really long.</p>