<p>The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night.</p>
<p>I’m not sorry about that.</p>
<p>That reminds me of MadTV’s Stoner News. News by stoners, for stoners.</p>
<p>I’m going to guess that the library will be closed tomorrow.</p>
<p>I just took Windows 7 off my computer. It’s so much easier to take Windows off a computer than it is to put it on.</p>
<p>At at at night</p>
<p>Hold the phone, the lonely stoner mr. solo dolo</p>
<p>I love that song.</p>
<p>I tried downloading his mixtape but I can’t find any links. Damn record companies.</p>
<p>Guys I’m famous.</p>
<p>Yes, you are.</p>
<p>Stereoisomerism is so ridiculously confusing.</p>
<p>Sounds it.</p>
<p>I’m starting my homework now.</p>
<p>Je voudrais un caf</p>
<p>I found a set of videos on Youtube in which a small man tried and succeeded in explaining stereoisomerism to me.</p>
<p>I like cafe au laits. </p>
<p>See what I did there? I murdered a language.</p>
<p>Caf</p>
<p>Touchy.</p>
<p>I just realized something.</p>
<p>Oh no you di-int.</p>
<p>Geez Louise, I could have told you that. You know how the French are. Even the Canadian kind.</p>
<p>I’ll give it a better shot.</p>
<p>J’aime caf</p>
<p>I do too. I think. If you’re saying what I think you’re saying. </p>
<p>I have something in common with Karen O. How hip am I?</p>
<p>You’re both human? You both have two legs each?</p>
<p>She’s half Korean, just as yours truly.</p>
<p>I never understood that phrase.</p>
<p>It’s a mark of self-sacrifice. It’s like saying, “I’m truly giving myself to you.” I don’t like to use it.</p>
<p>The Facebook Inner Nationality Quiz says I’m German. Hehe. I’m quite glad it wasn’t British. I was a bit worried.</p>
<p>German. Ridic.</p>