The Cafe Watering Hole: PART DEUX

<p>That’s exactly why we’re not married.</p>

<p>Kaka is a woman.</p>

<p>I neither agree nor disagree with that statement.</p>

<p>South Africa looks cold.</p>

<p>Well ■■■■.</p>

<p>THERE’S STILL TIME.</p>

<p>*STILL TIME.*e</p>

<p>For Brazil to score.</p>

<p>I thought they were gonna book Melo there.</p>

<p>You all got pwned.</p>

<p>Not fully, but slightly.</p>

<p>No one chants “USA USA USA” in Canada.</p>

<p>Because Canada always get soooo farrr in FIFA tournaments.</p>

<p>Oh.</p>

<p>Canada doesn’t make it to FIFA tournaments.</p>

<p>I just trumped your soccer knowledge.</p>

<p>That was the point, Canadian. JESUS.</p>

<p>Don’t use the lord’s name in vain, heretic.</p>

<p>I’m bored. I don’t want to do my homework.</p>

<p>I don’t have homework.</p>

<p>American, are you going under the knife?</p>

<p>July something or other. I’ll be in the hospital for like a week or something.</p>

<p>Recovery is going to be a ■■■■■, though.</p>

<p>Dayum.</p>

<p>I hope everything goes okay, though.</p>

<p>Of course you do. Does your offer to be Facebook friends when we’re done with this silly business still stand?</p>

<p>Yes. Second thoughts?</p>

<p>Course not. Let’s blow this popsicle stand.</p>

<p>I saw The Hangover. Excellent movie.</p>

<p>It’s the best.</p>

<p>I know of a few people here who went to see that and walked out because of the obscenity.</p>

<p>Ohio.</p>