<p>Excuse me. I need to see your video.</p>
<p>No CCers have heard my voice, and I think that only two have “seen” me… Run and Sheed, because we were in the UChicago group together (coughbeforeRunandIleftcough).</p>
<p>Sigh. Fine.</p>
<p>No, not fine.</p>
<p>I’m sorry, it’s literally impossible for me to show it to you. I would if I could, but, you know…</p>
<p>I had to protect myself. Lololol.</p>
<p>Sigh. Stupid Chicagoans and their stalkerish tendencies.</p>
<p>I’m not worried about him specifically, haha. But he proved how easy it was to stalk me. And…yeah. No.</p>
<p>I’m too hood to be stalked.</p>
<p>Silly Chicagoans.</p>
<p>There was also some CCer that semi-stalked me and found me on Facebook, but I forget who it was…</p>
<p>what’s up everyone? I think I’m officially UN-addicted from Cafe! lol.</p>
<p>Everyone loves Chicagoans.</p>
<p>I so don’t understand series. Tomorrow is gonna be a b-tch.</p>
<p>The University of Chicago. There’s a difference.</p>
<p>They sent me mail. THEY SENT ME MAIL.</p>
<p>Uh, false. Not everyone loves Chicagoans. Just…no.</p>
<p>Everyone loves The Office.</p>
<p>Dear Snoop, </p>
<p>Congratulations! The initiative you have shown by taking the PSAT in your sophomore year tells us that you seek and require a terrific college…</p>
<p>That one?</p>
<p>Joli, you love all Chicagoans, you just don’t realize it yet.</p>
<p>No, the one with Abba and Ikea on the postcard. But I’m sure the other one’s coming.</p>
<p>I feel bad for people who sunburn.</p>
<p>I get freckles on my face but tan and/or straight burn on my arms. I’m so peculiar.</p>
<p>Usually straight burn.</p>
<p>I’ve never had a sunburn.</p>
<p>Silly Canadian.</p>
<p>I just get really dark. My friend is sunburned on one half of his body. His whole front half is red, and his back is white. Thank god for melanin, because it looks painful.</p>
<p>You. Have no. Idea.</p>
<p>Damn my half-whiteness.</p>
<p>I tan really easily. I can be in the sun for 10 minutes and I’ll get a tan.</p>