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2101

<p>I have a massive farmer’s tan right now. It’s a good thing I’m not all that white to begin with.</p>

2102

<p>When I was in second grade once I spent the whole day outside and I came home crying because I had a farmer sunburn. My mother put Noxema on it.</p>

2103

<p>I spent every day outside when I was a little kid. My mom would practically kick me out of the house. I kind of miss it now, though.</p>

2104

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<p>We feel bad for people who aren’t as white as us.</p>

2105

<p>Callate, Aryan.</p>

2106

<p>Oh hell no you didn’t.</p>

2107

<p>At least I don’t look like a tomato in the summer. Pshhht. White peoplez.</p>

<p>It’s on.</p>

2108

<p>Simma down nahw.</p>

2109

<p>Psht. No. I use sunscreen like it’s going out of style. I haven’t had a sunburn since…erm…last summer. But it was just a bit on my shoulders. From a stupidass ferry ride. </p>

<p>Everyone should use sunscreen. No one should tan. Especially in tanning beds, omg.</p>

<p>What I just said isn’t as strong as I wish it was, but I…</p>

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<p><3!</p>

2110

<p>I tan even if I use sunscreen, besides, it smells awful.</p>

<p>Snoop’s a southern belle.</p>

2111

<p>Sigh. You don’t know Cheri Oteri, and that’s a shame.</p>

2112

<p>No, I am.</p>

<p>I think sunscreen smells clean. It’s really not that bad.</p>

<p>PS: Yes, Cheri Oteri. It’s sad that some people at my school think “simma down nahw” is a Jolie-original. It isn’t, obvi.</p>

2113

<p>I knew the skit, not her name. I just like to use anything remotely southern that you say as proof that you’re a southern belle.</p>

2114

<p>That’s cajun, not really southern belle-ish. But you have your fun while it lasts.</p>

2115

<p>I like cajun chicken. ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNyway, I gotsta study and sleep. Good night.</p>

2116

<p>Studying is for squares.</p>

<p>I wish my yogurt didn’t have corn syrup in it.</p>

2117

<p>Ew. Yuck.</p>

<p>I love yogurt, though.</p>

<p>I’m studying while I talk to friends online/on the phone/on Facebook. I’m such a failure.</p>

2118

<p>Why can’t I concentrate? Do you have BC tomorrow, too, LesOs?</p>

2119

<p>Yup. I’m either going to panic and really regret not studying until today, or I’m going to laugh and think about how the test doesn’t really matter.</p>

<p>Let’s see. I’m good at Taylor polynomials, finding volume, finding area, finding tangent lines, physic-y problems (a(t), v(t), etc.)… I’m bad at convergence tests, interpreting graphs aaaand… everything else.</p>

2120

<p>I hate Taylor polynomials. Hate.</p>