The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>Put the spaces between the damn words.</p>

<p>Canada seems touchy.</p>

<p>Heh.</p>

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<p>maybe because canada doesn’t exist?</p>

<p>Canada is touchy.</p>

<p>Ahahaha. Handsy, even. Lololol.</p>

<p>I make so many funnies, it’s hard to keep track.</p>

<p>I’m purposely avoiding the rape thread because I’m pretty sure it would make me mad.</p>

<p>for some reason part of me thinks that the rape thread is a ■■■■■. i guess i’m just really cynical.</p>

<p>i start work tomorrow. yay?</p>

<p>Which is why I’m not reading it. It would rile the beast.</p>

<p>I’m the beast, in case you didn’t know.</p>

<p>Will you work in your father’s sandwich truck?</p>

<p>Sandwich truck makes me think of a sandwich on wheels with windows and doors.</p>

<p>Tomorrow is senior skip day and the girl who always skips school is going.</p>

<p>To school or to skip?</p>

<p>To school. I would’ve added that but it felt like too many “schools” in one sentence.</p>

<p>Let’s put on our thinking caps.</p>

<p>People who use words like “satchel” are so silly.</p>

<p>I see.</p>

<p>diabeetus</p>

<p>You use the word satchel, yak?</p>

<p>24 is amazing</p>

<p>Is that funny in Tennessee?</p>

<p>My dad, sadly, does not own a sandwich truck. I’m working downtown for the federal government doing random ***** work.</p>

<p>Does a sachet belong in one’s panty drawer?</p>

<p>yessssssssss?</p>