<p>Sigh, jolie. Sigh.</p>
<p>My books come tomorrow.</p>
<p>A satchet doesn’t exist.</p>
<p>Don’t sigh at me, little sophomore. I don’t have time for that.</p>
<p>Sachet, DVR. No “t.”</p>
<p>I’ll stop sighing when you stop sounding dangerously close to coy.</p>
<p>I hate that word, “coy”.</p>
<p>I hate that you thought I was going there. Nthx.</p>
<p>You must realize that satchel reminded me of sachet, they’re practically the same word. Geez, snoopy.</p>
<p>Oh .</p>
<p>I’m tired but I’m not. Is The Daily Show new tonight?</p>
<p>I hate it when people write kthx/nthx/[something]thx. Don’t do it, Joli(e). Don’t do it.</p>
<p>Every time you write “Joli(e)” I am tempted to write “Les(bian).”</p>
<p>Just fyi, kthx.</p>
<p>I don’t know what to do.</p>
<p>You could do all of my Gatsby summaries for me.</p>
<p>My mind always thinks Les(bian), too. Eh.</p>
<p>I can’t even express how much kthx annoys me. I’m not even trying to be a b-tch. It just NEEDS to end. The most hated girl at my school uses it. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh.</p>
<p>do you ever hear people say “kthx” out loud? haha, girls do that here. it sounds like k-thcks.</p>
<p>kthxbai .</p>
<p>stop typing with proper capitalizations and periods all the time lol</p>
<p>kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk</p>
<p>I will singlehandedly stop the use of kthx if it’s the last thing I do.</p>
<p>ok…stopped me</p>
<p>today is my last day for first 3rd and fifth period</p>
<p>i feel amazing!</p>
<p>I lied. I’m skipping half of senior skip day.</p>
<p>I got my cap and gown and W T F(!!!), it’s HUGE. Why are they so enormous? I should’ve said I was 5’8" so I would be in the 5’6"-5’8" range instead of 5’9"-5’11".</p>
<p>Ugh.</p>
<p>I’m going to drown in my gown. Ick.</p>
<p>So, it ends up there’s no room for my prom date at my table, so I had to move to a new one. Somehow they screwed up and my name was written down at our table, but not his. Nice job, prom committee. Only two of my close friends are at the new table. Double ick. Oh, well.</p>