<p>Kerplotz .</p>
<p>apparently…</p>
<p>I miss Tim Russert more than you know.</p>
<p>I’m sorry, seemed like someone people loved.</p>
<p>He was going to interview me.</p>
<p>Tiger is too good. It’s not even fair.</p>
<p>Life’s not fair. Who’s going to interview me now? George Stephanopoulos?</p>
<p>Stephen Colbert.</p>
<p>That was already a given. Besides, you’re not being very sensitive. I’m very sad.</p>
<p>McClaren. Must. Die.</p>
<p>I am flaming bored.</p>
<p>Flaming bored, for serious?</p>
<p>My… bones hurt.</p>
<p>I met a man named Didier Champagne today.</p>
<p>how was he?</p>
<p>He was polite. I wanted to give him a hug or something.</p>
<p>Didier is not a name I will give my child.</p>
<p>Yes it is. You will name your half-Slavic child Didier Snoop.</p>
<p>YES.</p>
<p>I think I got a spider bite.</p>
<p>That sucks. I’m going to name my kid Kung. He’ll be ostracized by his peers.</p>
<p>Especially if it’s a girl.</p>
<p>I’m watching Freaks and Geeks.</p>