<p>There’s no guarantee he’ll be half-Slavic. Gawd, snoop.</p>
<p>And no, I have other names picked out. Lovely names.</p>
<p>I love Freaks and Geeks.</p>
<p>I’m watching it all out of order.</p>
<p>Snoop is lovely.</p>
<p>I just put the series in my queue. Thanks for reminding me.</p>
<p>Does anyone have any movie suggestions?</p>
<p>I won’t have a daughter, snoop. Duh-zoars. That’s a new word.</p>
<p>Watch Green Street Hooligans.</p>
<p>You should watch …I don’t know.</p>
<p>That looks good, in spite of its silly title.</p>
<p>It’s good, you should watch it.</p>
<p>Snoop, did you see a certain Chelsea keeper blow it for his country?</p>
<p>Hey shut up.</p>
<p>I haven’t thought of a diabolical plan yet.</p>
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<p>Yes there is.</p>
<p>Just tell the hos they look gapped out. It’s obscenely offensive and they’ll totally get it.</p>
<p>Yes, I got that insult from “the horse’s mouth.”</p>
<p>Slavs are overrated.</p>
<p>But I don’t want to lose my job. They’re the kind of girls who will tell if you get too in their face. B*tches.</p>
<p>Gapped out could be arguably normal/innocent. It’s not “cursing.” Stop being such a baby, seriously.</p>
<p>Don’t let the 8th graders walk all over you, snoopy.</p>
<p>Also, Estelle is dirty and I like her.</p>
<p>snoop, you have to fight for your right to party. so don’t let those girls get you down.</p>
<p>Make fun of the fact that they have to ride their bikes or be dropped off by their moms in minivans. The inability to drive always ****es off middle schoolers.</p>
<p>I can’t say something when I don’t know what it means. They’re not ghetto. Just b’tches.</p>
<p>I can’t drive, you know. So. Kind of a loss. I could lie.</p>
<p>They don’t know you can’t drive.</p>
<p>Also, say “run along now, kiddies,” it annoys my sister’s friends.</p>
<p>**<strong><em>es ain’t *</em></strong> but hoes and tricks</p>
<p>This discussion is intellectually stimulating.</p>
<p>I’m already condescending. I’ll think of something.</p>
<p>Little hos could have avoided all of this if they hadn’t talked about things that have no bearing on their irrelevant little lives.</p>
<p>Shaw is, Canadian. Shaw is.</p>