<p>It was necessary. Would he be better identified as tall, skinny white boi?</p>
<p>Yeah, I would. Because it’s awesome.</p>
<p>And no, shut up. Bailey is awesome and Autumn is 28 but she looks like she’s 19.</p>
<p>What does “yether” mean? Why does Lil Wayne say it?</p>
<p>It means nothing, it’s like “G-fly”.</p>
<p>Lil Wayne is awful.</p>
<p>I think it’s funny someone put up the entire Freaks and Geeks series on youtube a few weeks ago and it’s still there.</p>
<p>I think it’s funny that Beyonce sings songs that directly apply to me.</p>
<p>Is pop music supposed to be that generic? Or do Beyonce and I share the same life story?</p>
<p>The former.</p>
<p>I want to be Stephen Colbert + Ted Leo + Derek Jeter.</p>
<p>So, you want to be baseball player with herpes? Because the Colbert awesomeness cancels out the Leo douchiness.</p>
<p>I don’t know why anyone likes Jon Stewart. He isn’t funny.</p>
<p>But Colbert is ridiculously funny. I can’t…</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Ted Leo is better than you will ever be. </p>
<p>And someone likes the tabloids, I didn’t realize you were a fan of The Enquirer.</p>
<p>And yes jolie, I’ll be that weird chick on facebook with 3 friends. Awesome.</p>
<p>Firefox is pretty.</p>
<p>Snoopy was it you or Les who said their mom wouldn’t let them go into VS?</p>
<p>What’s vs? What?</p>
<p>Victoria’s Secret, snoop. I saw my teacher walking out of there once, awkward for her.</p>
<p>Victoria’s Secret.</p>
<p>My mother makes me walk in there with her. Tekihedhndl. I awkwardly wait by the entrance with the uncomfortable husbands.</p>
<p>page 100!!!</p>
<p>Ahahaha oh snoopy.</p>
<p>So it wasn’t you. I was trying to remember, because I have a friend who’s mom wouldn’t let her go in and it was awkward.</p>
<p>I love VS. But I almost always have to order online because their stores are ill-stocked.</p>
<p>4000 !..not</p>
<p>I’ve been in VS once. I did my best to make everyone in there feel as awkward as possible.</p>
<p>There are so many things I could say, but I won’t.</p>
<p>My future facebook page will languish for about 2 years, jolie. Consider yourself honored. Maybe I’ll actually keep a blog there.</p>
<p>Victoria’s Secret is ridiculous.</p>
<p>I hate waiting for fitting rooms. HATE. They need like twice as many rooms. Oh, and their “fitters” don’t know anything. They always mismeasure me.</p>
<p>Just…ugh.</p>
<p>Online is much better. Plus more colors are available.</p>