<p>That was me (in reference to the awkward VS mom).</p>
<p>Online is sometimes better… but I like the option of trying stuff on, because some clothes fit awkwardly. I also like having the actual products in front of me so I can put whole outfits together.</p>
<p>Exactly Joli! I don’t think I would have ever found my lime green thong in a regular store.</p>
<p>Please, Mike… Not before I sleep.</p>
<p>Mike, you can’t try on panties, gawd. That’s disgusting.</p>
<p>Kanye West is too short. Estelle says so.</p>
<p>Why did you write the thing about Mike and panties in two separate posts? Necessary? Nonono.</p>
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What the hell?! Ted Leo is nottttt ■■■■■■-y.</p>
<p>Of course you can’t, I ordered it online.</p>
<p>Thank you, Les, Snoop is just jealous.</p>
<p>I just can’t win, can I? Not when you break out the multiple t’s.</p>
<p>I only break out the multiple Ts when I’m truly serious about something.</p>
<p>Snoop is almost always right, y’all are just haters.</p>
<p>And now I understand you, Mike. Does it say Mike on your birth certificate?</p>
<p>Lime green is sooo not my color, but I love minty green.</p>
<p>HAH. I’m almost always right.</p>
<p>I can never keep up with a blog. It’s terrible. I think I have about 5 that I just sort of stopped using.</p>
<p>It says Michael. Then John. Then, well, I’ve already told you all my last name.</p>
<p>…Except that Snoop is the one hating on Ted Leo.</p>
<p>We can win this one, Mike. We’ve got it. Ted Leo is worth fighting for.</p>
<p>I thought Snoop liked Ted Leo, I don’t know why she suddenly hates him.</p>
<p>Snoop, you’re wrong. It’s that simple.</p>
<p>His music is alright. It isn’t terrible. He’s just kind of a tool.</p>
<p>How is Ted Leo a tool? I don’t understand.</p>
<p>Please explain, Snoop.</p>
<p>Ted Leo is good. If Canada thinks so, it must be true.</p>
<p>I hate when stores have ads that are like, “Get a free [whatever the store sells] with any purchase of $75 or more.”</p>
<p>He just is. It won’t do any good explaining to you, anyway.</p>
<p>Snoop, really, just explain.</p>
<p>I prefer my vagueness, really.</p>