The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>So I’m writing this paper, and I realized I’m making no sense.</p>

<p>Nice, snoopy, how do you feel adapting to the problems of everyone else in the world?</p>

<p>Nonsensical papers are the only type of papers I write.</p>

<p>eenie meenie mineeeee moe.</p>

<p>catch a tiger by the toe.</p>

<p>If he hollas let him go.</p>

<p>The more big words I use, the better grade I get. Always.</p>

<p>Superiority complex ftw, eh?</p>

<p>Stop pretending to be Canadian.</p>

<p>The High School Life forum is such a joke.</p>

<p>You realize that now?</p>

<p>Guess what, Canadian.</p>

<p>What what?</p>

<p>Your godless country will be able to stare upon my lovely visage in October.</p>

<p>Stop being so ghetto, CC. Stop.</p>

<p>October is an awkward month. Are you coming to celebrate real Thanksgiving?</p>

<p>That depends when “real” “Thanksgiving” “is”.</p>

<p>It’s during my fall break. I actually don’t know if I’ll be going to Canada. My mother wants me to visit Harvard and we might go to Buffalo too. All my parents said really was, “back up north.”</p>

<p>That could mean anything. </p>

<p>Harvard is so ridiculous.</p>

<p>Haaaaaaaahvaaaahd. Snoop would want to go to Harvard.</p>

<p>I wrote this song a looooooooooong time ago!</p>

<p>Snoop’s gonna rep Shy-town.</p>

<p>[YouTube</a> - Chappelle Show - I’m Rick James](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jEb7F5o_AY&feature=related]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jEb7F5o_AY&feature=related)</p>

<p>I am neutral towards Harvard. But yes, I be reppin’ Chicago.</p>