<p>So I’m almost done, and it’ll be a half page short. Damn.</p>
<p>Cool…what’s it about?</p>
<p>Don LaFontaine is the man.</p>
<p>Snoop, to pad a paper, just read through it and find a place where you can write a bunch of BS. Usually it will be a gap in your reasoning, and if you were to have more time, that’s where you would add something to make your paper stronger. But since your paper is due tomorrow, you can just kind of make it up, but it won’t make your paper any weaker if you use your BS to fill in a gap in your logic. I hope that makes sense.</p>
<p>Ben Franklin and the Treaty of Paris. </p>
<p>Maybe I’ll make the periods bigger. The whole thing is already a bunch of bs.</p>
<p>Make each margin 1/8 inch larger.</p>
<p>I’m emailing it as an attachment. I think he’s expecting bigger margins. </p>
<p>Whatever. I’ll figure it out. I just hope it sounds coherent.</p>
<p>I made $32 playing poker today. I don’t need no job.</p>
<p>Even I have a job, mike. A job with frakking servers that don’t want to do their frakking jobs so I have to do half of it earjohaerghazoi.</p>
<p>Would you like to know what I have to read next?</p>
<p>Not really, but I’m sure you’ll tell me.</p>
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<p>Colonial feminism, eh? And then I have to read The Crucible. And Huckleberry Finn. And then shoot myself.</p>
<p>She was on The Daily Show.</p>
<p>Huck Finn sucks.</p>
<p>I know it does. I know. </p>
<p>Almost done. Almost, almost done.</p>
<p>DONEDONEDONEDONEDONEDONE</p>
<p>I don’t know why teachers set lengths. It just leads people like me to do crazy things like make the periods bigger. I thought brevity was best.</p>
<p>^Thats why teachers do word limits over page limits.</p>
<p>That’s why smart teachers set word limits.</p>
<p>Revolutionary feminism. Huh.</p>
<p>feminism is just another way society puts men down. women want all of the rights of men without any of the responsibility. women will never be drafted. i had this argument with one of my friends and she said she wanted to be drafted into the army. i looked at her like she was insane.</p>
<p>Reefer madness, venkat?</p>
<p>My school uses page limits. It’s really stupid. There are plenty of tricks for making things appear longer. Microsoft Word is guilty for a lot of it. I went through and turned off all the things that had anything to do with adding space, and I’m pretty sure I gained several lines per page by doing so.</p>
<p>1 2 3 4 5 6 7, all good children go to heaven.</p>
<p>Don’t go crazy just because your country gets to see me.</p>