<p>high school is disgusting</p>
<p>Don’t try to stay, though, or I’ll alert Immigration Canada.</p>
<p>You know, Snoop, a quarter of the posts in this thread were made by you. A quarter.</p>
<p>Someone’s jealous.</p>
<p>Probably.</p>
<p>I have to wake up at the crack of dawn tomorrow. Which means that I should probably go to bed now. But I refuse. You know, standing up to The Man.</p>
<p>I hate when people say that.</p>
<p>Tell me of another of your Tennessean Adventures. From now on, they will be called TAs.</p>
<p>Stick it to the Man by going against even your own beliefs to say stick it to the man.</p>
<p>A TA, you say? I must think about this. Any particular category?</p>
<p>Action and adventure. Geez, what do they teach you in those schools? It’s a Tennessean Adventure.</p>
<p>Dey’s don’t teech me nuttin’.</p>
<p>I was walking around where I work and I slipped and fell on the floor. And then I did it again. And then I did it again.</p>
<p>That doesn’t count as a story.</p>
<p>No wonder there are no famous Tennessean writers. (Correcting me would suggest that you have a strong emotional attachment to your state, and that you can’t help but defend it when it comes under Canadian attack.)</p>
<p>Basically, I win.</p>
<p>But… There aren’t any famous Tennessean writers, so there is no hypothetical way for me to win, therefore there is no way for you to win.</p>
<p>Tomorrow, I shall give you an epic.</p>
<p>Either Chris Martin is a giant or Jon Stewart is a midget and I’m liking neither of these possibilities.</p>
<p>“Midget” is a term only used by silly people with curly hair.</p>
<p>I need to go to sleep if I want to wake up in six hours.</p>
<p>Then go to sleep.</p>
<p>My epic is going swimmingly.</p>
<p>Don’t use the adverb swimmingly. Really.</p>
<p>But it’s so descriptive.</p>
<p>In fifteen minutes I’ll be done with my epic. If you care.</p>
<p>Scratch that, half an hour. </p>
<p>EPIC.</p>
<p>That’s something I totally want to think about.</p>
<p>I’m done with my epic, my beautiful, beautiful epic. I’ll post it when everyone’s on. Or just one person. BEAUTIFUL.</p>
<p>I’m here, let’s see it. </p>
<p>I can’t believe interelations fell for that password thread in the high school life forum. I also can’t believe someone cares enough to hack a CC account.</p>
<p>It’s terribly long. I think I’ll just pm it to whoever wants to read it.</p>
<p>Which is EVERYONE.</p>