<p>No one sounds like the people in Fargo. Except the Canadians who live in rural areas in the prairies.</p>
<p>Butternut Reduction.</p>
<p>9 bucks an hour weekday, 9.75 weekends</p>
<p>im off to work!</p>
<p>-She turned me into a newt!</p>
<p>A newt?</p>
<p>-…I got better.</p>
<p>That’s really funny.</p>
<p>Arrested Development is so funny.</p>
<p>I should go to Canada. Then I can take pictures of everything I see, just like I did in Spain. The exchange rate with Canada isn’t quite so horrendous as the Euro exchange rate either. I averaged 170 pictures per day in Spain. I’m sure I can turn Canada into memory card space as well.</p>
<p>When my 8th grade Science teacher went to Canada, she was so impressed with the milk in bags that she brought some back to show us. “This is how they buy milk up there! In bags!”</p>
<p>Those silly Canadians.</p>
<p>One more semester of Calculus next year and I’m done with it for the rest of my life. w00t!</p>
<p>I didn’t know milk in a bag was such a rare commodity.</p>
<p>Here in the States, we buy our milk in heavy plastic cartons. We’re more environmentally friendly, of course.</p>
<p>I have a milk man, 'cause we’re old school like that. Glass jugs and everything.</p>
<p>We can buy our milk in either cardboard cartons or plastic jugs or bags. We have choices.</p>
<p>What’s the point of the bag though? You just bring it home, put it in a pitcher, and stab it? It seems like a mess.</p>
<p>Intelligent people cut a hole in the top corner of the bag and pour it out into a jug. You could do it the other way if you prefer.</p>
<p>No, you put it in a pitcher and cut it open at one of the corners.</p>
<p>I think I prefer stabbing it.</p>
<p>And another reason I’m sure Canada doesn’t exist, as if milk bags are real.</p>
<p>Google it. That’s the answer to everything.</p>
<p>I leave the country in five days.</p>
<p>Forever? Wouldn’t it cease existing then or something?</p>
<p>I am pleasantly surprised.</p>
<p>you going from airstrip one to suffragette city rock?</p>
<p>There were so many things wrong with that sentence, but I’m going to ignore it.</p>
<p>My summer assignment for apush, my teacher emailed me back with helpful advice. OMG.</p>
<p>zoooomgizzle.</p>