The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>American Apparel is run by a tool. So. Blame away.</p>

<p>What should my next TA be about? I’ve done shipwrecked hopelessness; how about something upbeat?</p>

<p>Leggings as pants are ok for a certain… uh… physique. Otherwise, put on some damn pants.</p>

<p>I swear to God, people. Leggings are not, and never will be, pants. EVER. Ever. Go choke on Lindsay Lohan if you want to see leggings.</p>

<p>No, Mike. No. Camel toes are never okay.</p>

<p>Well, obviously, but they wear sweaters over the top of them.</p>

<p>That doesn’t make it any better, stupidface.</p>

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<p>How creative.</p>

<p>You’re welcome.</p>

<p>Apparently Jesus isn’t a great graphic designer.</p>

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<p>They never are.</p>

<p>I know borderline racist people that I want to slap.</p>

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<p>I especially like the abortion graphic on the one you posted, Mike. It makes me feel like hugging pregnant teenagers.</p>

<p>Ugh, god, I didn’t notice that.</p>

<p>DO NOT TAKE THE LORD’S NAME IN VAIN, UNGRATEFUL SINNER!!!11</p>

<p>See what I did there?</p>

<p>Lo siento, lo siento.</p>

<p>Off to BW3, adios.</p>

<p>Things like that don’t happen in Canada. Yikes.</p>

<p>That’s because everyone is too busy sharpening walrus tusks for tools. There’s no time for hanky-panky.</p>

<p>Hola people…I forgot to tell you all. To day Is the “first day” at the job.</p>

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<p>nice nice, what’s your pay?</p>

<p>Hahaha, Run, I understood all of those.</p>

<p>Yak, do you sound like the people in Fargo?</p>