<p>I couldn’t be with someone who has more than 3 random Fbook applications. It’s so annoying.</p>
<p>My summer assignments.</p>
<p>I don’t know anyone with a facebook. Maybe I do, but they don’t talk about it. I’m just going to use it as a blog.</p>
<p>You? Have no idea what a redneck is. Sigh.</p>
<p>I don’t think that’s true, darling girl. You don’t know me!</p>
<p>Ahahaha I miss Jenny Jones.</p>
<p>That was a sassy show.</p>
<p>So I’ve made one. Now tell me what to do.</p>
<p>Did you join a network? If so, start looking for your friends, or people you’d like to be your friends, or people you’d like to stalk. Then start adding people. Don’t add any applications until you see what’s popular in your network. Different applications are popular in different networks.</p>
<p>Or don’t add applications at all.</p>
<p>By “people you’d like to stalk” he means me.</p>
<p>Oh dear. </p>
<p>I cannot join a network right now because of the delicate balance I have in school. So. There ya go.</p>
<p>What does that even mean?</p>
<p>You can join a regional network too. But I much prefer school networks, because I actually know the people. Facebook is supposed to cure your delicate balance and enhance your social life.</p>
<p>I need to think about this.</p>
<p>Delicate balance? I don’t understand.</p>
<p>Regional networks are creepy. Anyone can join them. But I think HS ones are the same? Idk.</p>
<p>Like, the ones I see that are in my high school’s network? No.</p>
<p>Big fun.</p>
<p>Lmao oh no.</p>
<p>Well, you don’t have to add me until I leave this place. Aww, what a day it will be. I demand that August 18th is Jolie Appreciation Day. Every time a post is made in the cafe it must include a compliment to me. Or some type of sweet anecdote about me. Or something nice in general. About me.</p>
<p>I might as well. Obama might get lonely.</p>
<p>lololol. Aww, so true. He posts all over my wall.</p>
<p>I’m sure he does, jolie. I’m sure he does. So pm me if you want. I don’t care either way.</p>
<p>I have to be confirmed to join my high school network. So I’m looking, and, no. See, like this one kid. He- no. </p>
<p>It’s all so political.</p>
<p>Aww, you don’t want to find me the Mike-way? Too bad. I will PM you, because you do care every way. :O</p>
<p>I look Asian the unhealthy way.</p>
<p>Oh well. You will love me.</p>
<p>Snoop, are you Asian? I was ignorant to the ways of Asians until I went to a research symposium that was literally 50% Asian. Then I found the Asians more likable than the white kids.</p>
<p>How interesting. I am 50% Asian.</p>