The Cafe Watering Hole

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<p>Continue.</p>

<p>I’ve lived in a big city my whole life, so it’s really all I have experience with But yeah, I do like it. </p>

<p>When you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?</p>

<p>Nothing in particular. I went through a phase when I was 9 or 10 where I wanted to be a fashion designer. But other than that, nothing really jumps out.</p>

<p>How long were you an emo kid?</p>

<p>About 6 months. Yeah. </p>

<p>Did you always hate the south?</p>

<p>I- Yes. But when I was in 3rd grade I used the word y’all. But then I stopped.</p>

<p>Have you ever been in a fistfight?</p>

<p>Yes. Not in a while, though, and I don’t even remember why the one I was in started.</p>

<p>Have you ever been in a fistfight?</p>

<p>No. I am mellow.</p>

<p>What’s your favorite color?</p>

<p>I don’t have one.</p>

<p>This is certainly boring. Tell me about a Tennessean Adventure. You have to have one.</p>

<p>You got one yesterday. I feel that’s enough.</p>

<p>Oh. Boring.</p>

<p>What is? Because, technically, you could say there were two.</p>

<p>Oh Canadian.</p>

<p>The anthem is O Canada, not Oh Canadian.</p>

<p>You didn’t answer my question, yak.</p>

<p>I thought that was a rhetorical question. Geez.</p>

<p>Jeez. JEEZ.</p>

<p>5th grade was a big year for me.</p>

<p>Most of elementary school was pretty insignificant to me.</p>

<p>Chuck is funny.</p>

<p>I was obsessed with Arthur and the Magic School Bus as a child. Yes, I was a nerd.</p>

<p>I liked Keisha and thought whatsherface that always started a sentence with “At my old school…” was so annoying.</p>

<p>I was obsessed with Nickelodeon. Rugrats, Hey Arnold, The Angry Beavers, Rocko’s Modern Life, and Ren and Stimpy. In that order.</p>

<p>Rugrats and Hey Arnold were awesome. The rest, not so much.</p>

<p>I don’t remember that girl’s name. It’s something like Dora Anne or something.</p>