<p>Everyone gets his backpack today is traditionally correct according to my lit teacher. She also said that feminists are too sensitive and that it’s just grammar, not some sign of male chauvinism. She was a weird lady.</p>
<p>I think your teacher is very weird, mike.</p>
<p>i like your teacher, mike.</p>
<p>It was a funny class though, she would go on rants about the most random things, grammar was just one topic. One day she talked for twenty minutes about how she wanted to be an environmentalist but didn’t want to recycle. Yeah.</p>
<p>If she was my teacher I’d want to hit her.</p>
<p>It’s so annoying when I see those girls at schol that think they’re omg uber-cool for wearing those shirts that say, like, Don’t be trashy - recycle, and go ahead and throw away a clean piece of paper because it “had a mark on it.”</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
<p>Snoop, sometimes I get the impression you’re a little uptight. You seem to want to hit a lot of people.</p>
<p>P.S. Why do we all end posts with “Yeah.”?</p>
<p>I say many things. You should realize that. </p>
<p>And I don’t know.</p>
<p>I do realize that, I do. </p>
<p>I’m writing a paper on my personal reading history, and it sucks. Do you want to help?</p>
<p>How could I help?lol</p>
<p>Okay. Shoot.</p>
<p>That’s an interesting question mark.</p>
<p>All right. I have the first two “Definitive” books of my life. So far it’s Ferdinand the Bull(Don’t laugh) and Animal Farm. I need a third, and I was thinking the Harry Potter series, but my lit teacher’s sort of uppity, so I don’t know. The other option is the short story Tom Edison’s Shaggy Dog by Kurt Vonnegut. So which should I use?</p>
<p>Harry Potter. Stick it to the Man.</p>
<p>Next.</p>
<p>Uppity is easily dealt with.</p>
<p>Silly cc.</p>
<p>I’m going to take that as a vote for Harry Potter?</p>
<p>Helloo. I am going to sleep lol. Good night people</p>
<p>Actually, Rocker, my teachers have always said that “Tell them to wait” would be incorrect. Maybe they teach English differently in Canada.</p>
<p>Google “singular they.” There’s even a Wikipedia page about it. It’s acceptable.</p>
<p>Wow, my guidance counselor managed to make my schedule work.</p>
<p>Mine did too. I was quite favorably impressed. I didn’t get into Psychology, but whatever. The class is brand spankin’ new this year, so it probably would have been a waste of my time.</p>