<p>Is there any chance of you going if you get in?</p>
<p>I finally went school supply shopping and now my room is littered with new binders and graph paper.</p>
<p>My room is still littered with extra binders and notebooks and paper. It’s terrible.</p>
<p>Guess what, Canadian.</p>
<p>So. The Prime Minister of Canada lost faith in the parliament and he’s going to tell the Governor General to dissolve it. Elections in a month. Yikes.</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>Huh. That is interesting.</p>
<p>I know the people who are going to be on the History Channel in 42 minutes. It’s sad, really.</p>
<p>Who are they? And what’s on the History Channel in 42 minutes? I don’t watch that channel. Ever.</p>
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<p>There was a helicopter crash and my dad knew one of the guys who was injured. He’s in a wheelchair now, a vegetable really. He doesn’t know or remember anyone. This was when I was four.</p>
<p>I have a crapload of homework.</p>
<p>I have a lot, but not a crapload. Not yet, anyway. In other news, we’re doing this impossibly thing in French where we have to write like 1000+ words on a 50ish-word excerpt from a book. My French teacher liked what I wrote, which I’m really happy about because he never, ever likes anything.</p>
<p>You’re just a pleasing Canadian.</p>
<p>Today my friends decided to prove to me that I have an incredibly dirty mind. So now I can never use the word “service” again. Ever.</p>
<p>That’s an interesting Tennessean Adventure. It’s like things actually happen in Tennessee.</p>
<p>Or “urge.” Hate that word. Or pudding cup.</p>
<p>Jesus, I have problems.</p>
<p>That’s enough now.</p>
<p>Whatever you say, Canadian. But don’t pretend you don’t feel squicked out right now.</p>
<p>I’m going to fail my apush test.</p>
<p>You don’t know how to hold a conversation, do you, Canadian?</p>
<p>My friends are too touchy-feely.</p>
<p>I’m sorry. I’m trying to organize myself amidst all of these ridiculous binders and papers.</p>
<p>Touchy-feely isn’t always bad, American.</p>
<p>It’s entertaining when they talk to boys.</p>
<p>I’m in a White Stripes kind of mood.</p>
<p>The White Stripes are pretty mediocre. But they’re okay on occasion. White Orchid or Blue Orchid or whatever it’s called is pretty swell depending on your mood.</p>
<p>Ever since I lost my iPod, I’ve felt like I lost my right hand. And I’m right-handed, by the way.</p>
<p>Thank you for the clarification.</p>
<p>The White Stripes make me want to listen to Tegan and Sara.</p>
<p>It’s like you’re Jolie.</p>