<p>I have to go sell ads for the yearbook tomorrow. Joys.</p>
<p>I’m reading Catch-22. And Oh Say Can You Say? by Dr. Seuss.</p>
<p>I had French verb conjugations stuck in my head all day. I wonder what the people in the hallway thought when I went around muttering, “Je suis, tu es, il est. J’ai, tu as, il a.”</p>
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<p>I would write something in response to that if it were a question.</p>
<p>And yes, nature does win.</p>
<p>Oh, shut up.</p>
<p>Is that how things are done in Canada*?*</p>
<p>Probably.</p>
<p>I want chemistry to die.</p>
<p>Chemistry here is worse. People just can’t remember what a beta particle is.</p>
<p>Not just in Canada, Mike. [Technology</a> Review: Brain Electrodes Help Treat Depression](<a href=“http://www.technologyreview.com/Biotech/18590/?a=f]Technology”>http://www.technologyreview.com/Biotech/18590/?a=f)</p>
<p>I had this government quiz today, and I didn’t study for it at all. I realized my mistake when I got to the end and it said, “Describe the process of determining presidential disability.” Ohhh snap. I got most of it right, but it depends on how picky my teacher is to say whether I botched it. If he was looking for specific details, I’m screwed. I also mixed up the 23rd and 25th Amendments. Silly me.</p>
<p>Nuclear chemistry is so easy.</p>
<p>I despise lab reports.</p>
<p>I hate error bars.</p>
<p>I hate random observations when they are unaccompanied by something more grandiose.</p>
<p>Well. How nice.</p>
<p>oh no. why are you doing IB.</p>
<p>Because if I don’t do it, I will have absolutely no chance of fleeing the country in two years. And, if I didn’t do it, I would be stuck in a class with people who think the terms “right-wing” and “left-wing” apply to airplanes.</p>
<p>I just got back from the gym and my triceps hurt.</p>
<p>I haven’t done anything yet.</p>
<p>I really wish my calculus teacher wouldn’t print off solution keys for us. A little piece of me died when I looked at the work for one problem and it was a half page long. I chose not to do it, since it’s logarithms, and I know how to do those already. I’m not wasting my valuable time and the Amazon just to demonstrate my knowledge of fractions.</p>
<p>I need to start some sort of workout. I’m tired of weighing less than all the girls in my class. But I know I’ll never stick to a plan. I hate human nature.</p>
<p>You are a small person, jb.</p>
<p>How big is JB? You don’t need to workout until you can do 10 pull ups and 30 push ups.</p>
<p>I’ve decided to add do a plank for 1 minute.</p>
<p>I can do 30 pushups. As for the pullups…</p>
<p>Boys. Exercise.</p>
<p>Puh.</p>
<p>Snoop, you wanna hear all about how my core lifts are interfering with my baseball workouts? Do ya?</p>
<p>I’m fine.</p>
<p>I just had some chips and salsa.</p>