<p>Dude that sucks. Maybe if there are some children playing in the street you can get them to open the car doors for you. Just food for thought. Good luck in your endeavors, you are a brave man.</p>
<p>Why don’t you just go and make yet another thread about shoe size?</p>
<p>hes too strung out on coke and believing 9 year old girls can give healthy births.</p>
<p>I’m just going to assume that all of football’s posts are a satire of the archetypal high school football player turned frat boy who needs to stroke his ego by posting on online forums about how studly and rich and strong he is. Or he’s just a dumbass.</p>
<p>Eh. Just take a look at all the posts in the Cafe right now. They’re all full of ignorant bickering about nothing. I think people are just bored. No one can possibly mean half of what they say in those threads.</p>
<p>I’m still fixing my Common App essay. I have a good idea for UChicago, but it still hasn’t turned into an essay. I need some magic.</p>
<p>Still no magic. I’ve resorted to writing my English paper instead. I guess it’s easier to challenge the core concepts of a text than to write about myself.</p>
<p>My physics online class is so easy. It has estimates for how much time each lesson should take you, and I just finished 4 hours and 40 minutes worth of stuff in an hour and a half.</p>
<p>I am going to fail apush.</p>
<p>Guess what.</p>
<p>You should all read The Metamorphosis and then marvel at how closely Franz Kafka’s life mirrors that of Gregor Samsa, minus the whole insect thing.</p>
<p>Whatwhatwhat.</p>
<p>I woke up Canadian.</p>
<p>One must live and wake up in Canada in order to be Canadian, American.</p>
<p>The actual material for Physics is quite easy for me. But I’ve never had a competent teacher for Physics, and that makes it extremely difficult. I’ve also never had a competent textbook for Physics.</p>
<p>I’ll add The Metamorphosis to my list. I have to finish Catch-22 first, though, and I’m only on chapter four. I have zero attention span for reading.</p>
<p>Where should I take physics online at? Epgy? I’m most definitely not taking it at school.</p>
<p>What, stunned into Canadian silence? I really did wake up Canadianly.</p>
<p>I need to go live in Canada sometime, for maybe six months or so. It would have to be April to October, because I don’t think I could handle any winter month. Anyway, I love it when people talk about silly Americans. I don’t know why, but it’s so fun to hear people say that. I hear about silly Canadians (only worse terms) all the time in Ohio, so it would be fun to hear the other side of the Canadian penny, which plagues Americans everywhere. I always feel shortchanged when they give me a Canadian penny at the stores. Canadian quarters are even worse, because I know I’m getting ripped for even more money.</p>
<p>oh my god my homework is due on tuesday oh my god oh my god</p>
<p>I bet the Canadian wants to read my essay on Liberty’s Daughters since this silly American can’t string two words together into a historical essay.</p>
<p>“Liberty’s Daughters” isn’t two words?</p>
<p>Anyway, I just discovered rock en espa</p>
<p>My online class is with the Ontario Ministry of Education. So, no online class for you.</p>
<p>The Canadian hasn’t the time to read any essays on any abstract concept’s daughters.</p>
<p>American change is relatively rare here, and no one really cares about it. I find that Canadian change is prettier, though. All those nice moose and maple leafs.</p>
<p>That’s right, Americans. The plural of “moose” isn’t “mooses” or “meese.” It’s “moose.”</p>
<p>Hahaha. They’re called “mooses” in Alaska. Ask Palin & Co. And I honestly don’t see how mooses and maple “leafs” are better than bald eagles and the presidential memorials. And you honestly don’t get that much American change? I see Canadian change ALL THE TIME. Seriously. It could just be because of my close proximity to Canada, though. I can drive to Canada in two hours.</p>
<p>Just buy a good Physics textbook and find some forum. Physics live chat would be cool, too.</p>
<p>I have three Canadian cents. Eat that, Torontoan, with your ‘leafs.’</p>
<p>I did not miss the season premiere of Saturday Night Live with Michael Phelps. I did NOT.</p>
<p>I saw about two seconds of it. He introduced Lil’ Wayne. Then I turned off the TV and went to sleep, as it was after midnight.</p>