<p>And the necessary balloon lies a corpse on the floor.</p>
<p>I think I have a good opening line for my essay. I read the Stanford openers on the CC website, and I suddenly got inspiration.</p>
<p>Is that what he was saying? Morbid, eh?</p>
<p>So I’ve done a miniscule amount of my homework. I still have 2 and a half essays and a lab report. Bah.</p>
<p>Dig a pony.</p>
<p>I have so much work. I’ve literally even at it all day, and I’ll probably have to do the same tomorrow.</p>
<p>Life would be so much easier if my homework would just do itself.</p>
<p>Like your mom?</p>
<p>OHHHHHHHH SNNAAAPPPPPPPPPPP just cut yo socks.</p>
<p>I’m so lame. I did my calculus homework on Saturday night. Someone in my town is having a huge party for the OSU vs. USC game, but I hate sports, so I didn’t go. But now I’m done with my calculus homework. Now my to-do list is only 2.8 miles long.</p>
<p>Ohio State sucks.</p>
<p>I’m sorry. It had to be said. I kind of like Michigan now.</p>
<p>Haha, I really don’t care. I’m applying to OSU because it’s cheap, and it’s better than the community college. People here go CRAZY for OSU, though. During the OSU vs. Michigan game in November, you can go to the stores and see virtually no one. That morning, though, you would be wise to avoid the party aisles in the grocery store. Then, after the game, people drive all over town with their horns blaring and whatnot. It’s amusing.</p>
<p>It costs a crapload out of state, though. Who knows. </p>
<p>I need to go to sleep. Where is that pesky Canadian?</p>
<p>I can’t go to sleep yet. I have to go pick up my brother from a party. Of course, I was planning on going to bed early tonight. Oh well.</p>
<p>He’s probably out sledding somewhere.</p>
<p>yeah so basically this is my first post. I’ve at least figured out how to reply to a thread, but i’m obviously too ■■■■■■■■ to know how to start a thread.
Help please?</p>
<p>Do you know how to copy and paste text in itunes? Like, if I wanted to post the list of songs I have or something? I can’t figure it out.</p>
<p>I have no clue. I don’t like the iTunes program. It’s not Windows-y enough. I like my copying and pasting, and iTunes is bad for that.</p>
<p>Never mind. I figured it out.</p>
<p>My lip gloss be cool, my lip gloss be poppin’.</p>
<p>The Cafe is turning into some sort of a battleground. I think it’s more dangerous here than in Anbar.</p>
<p>I’m going to write my UChicago essay today. TODAY. It would also be cool if I could finish my Common App essay today, but that’s not going to happen. I have an English paper to write too.</p>
<p>I woke up two hours ago and the first thing I did was crack open my philosophy textbook and start reading. And that’s what I’ve been doing up until now.</p>
<p>And I’m still not done.</p>
<p>I just woke up and the first thing I’m going to do is go make some bacon. I’ll be back.</p>
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<p>How can you drive when you’re so weak? j/w. Isn’t it hard to turn the wheel and open the doors and stuff?</p>
<p>Funny, aren’t we. I have a specially equipped car made just for people with no muscle mass. Since I can’t physically open the doors, turn the steering wheel, or move the gearshift, I have a car that responds to voice commands. Of course, that took some intense training, since my vocal cords and respiratory system weren’t strong enough to utter a complete thought without losing my breath. Yes, driving is very difficult for me. I get so jealous of people who can open the car door by themselves.</p>