<p>That was beyond strange.</p>
<p>Of course it was.</p>
<p>My essays are major suckage.</p>
<p>The new Mad TV episodes aren’t as good as the old ones. They’re trying to be too much like SNL. I like the old sketches from the 90s. But yes, SNL is more intelligent.</p>
<p>By the way, the year 3022 would not be a year for the Summer Olympics. It would be either 3020 or 3024.</p>
<p>Same. Except the essays I’m working on are infinitely more important.</p>
<p>My lit crit is progressing rather nicely. I just finished discussing how the main character possesses traits inherent of only fictional characters, not real individuals.</p>
<p>Touche.</p>
<p>I have a Latin sheet to memorize. Oh dear.</p>
<p>“Lit crit” is an interesting thing to say.</p>
<p>Everyone should read the translation of The Aeneid.</p>
<p>Everyone should read Infinite Jest. I’m so sad.</p>
<p>I got that from my English teacher. She probably got it from somewhere else.</p>
<p>Lots of people say lit crit, I’m sure.</p>
<p>I don’t like eggs.</p>
<p>Snoop, I can see why you might have trouble writing essays.</p>
<p>Oh no you didn’t.</p>
<p>I’m easily distracted? That’s probably part of it.</p>
<p>Is okay. Is true.</p>
<p>Well, yes, that, and you voice your distractions. I can’t just say “I don’t like eggs” without writing a whole paragraph about it.</p>
<p>I just sent a chat message on Facebook to this person I met once, two years ago, who now goes to Princeton. I’ll see if she responds.</p>
<p>Ah! She did. I’m surprised.</p>
<p>JB’s a playa.</p>
<p>Why would I write a paragraph about something if I can say it in a sentence?</p>
<p>A weakling player, but still. </p>
<p>I know a player. I know like 5. It’s the subtle ones that get the girls. Look at jb, gettin’ it.</p>
<p>JB knows it’s all about the confidence, not the bench press. I’m sure he’s cleaning up in small town, Ohio.</p>