<p>Hahahaha. Haha. The girl remembered that my name has a weird pronunciation. Maybe she’s more interested than I thought…</p>
<p>What is your name?</p>
<p>Mine is Daniel. Mike’s is obvious and Snoop fears for her safety.</p>
<p>That was… out of nowhere, Stalkadian.</p>
<p>See what I did there? Yeah.</p>
<p>Wait, am I imagining things or do I know snoop’s name? I thought I did. I seem to remember some game where we guessed it.</p>
<p>It’s my last name with the weird pronunciation. The “B” in “JB.” The “J” is pretty normal.</p>
<p>Snoop seems like an Abby to me.</p>
<p>Abby is a fat girl’s name. </p>
<p>What? It is. And you do know my name, mike.</p>
<p>That’s what I thought.</p>
<p>I know two people named Abby, neither is anything close to fat. Must be a Tennessee thing.</p>
<p>Maybe. </p>
<p>Canadian, you never commented on my waking up Canadian this morning. It was shocking.</p>
<p>I don’t know any Abbys. It does seem like a homely name, though.</p>
<p>Maybe if you made sense, I would have something to disparage/comment on.</p>
<p>My radio alarm went off and I didn’t turn it off until a Coldplay song finished. Terrible.</p>
<p>Jimmy Bob is all I can come up with.</p>
<p>Coldplay is really good. Don’t be a pretentious music snob. Don’t be me. Just admit it.</p>
<p>Swallowed By The Sea and God Put a Smile Upon Your Face are two great, almost unknown Coldplay songs.</p>
<p>Haha. That’s actually shockingly close. In a way. I guess it’s not really that shocking.</p>
<p>You all should be crying over David Foster Wallace. Right now. For serious.</p>
<p>I’m going to bed. I have to be at school at 7:15 tomorrow. Yippee skippee.</p>
<p>I’m not a pretentious music snob. Anymore. I like Chris Brown and omgFeist and Rihanna too much.</p>
<p>Have you used Genius yet? It’s too slow on my computer.</p>
<p>I was planning on reading David Foster Wallace, mike.</p>
<p>I’m going to continue reading and then I will brace myself for another day of utter hell.</p>
<p>Ditto.</p>
<p>Good night Stalkadian, Chicagoan, and Ohioan.</p>
<p>This is Canada? Huh.</p>
<p>Good night .</p>
<p>I got friends and you got friends.</p>