<p>I got my newspaper assignments today. I’ll be co-writing the He Said/She Said column each issue. Yizzay. So basically, I get to be the stereotypical high school male, you know, steak and football *<em>ahem ahem</em> Mike *<em>ahem</em>. Sorry, I have really bad allergies right now. Anyway, it will be just great.</p>
<p>I would die of I could never eat steak again.</p>
<p>On the corner is a banker with a motorcar, the little children laugh at him behind his back.</p>
<p>And now I leave.</p>
<p>What’s with the hate? If I’m the stereotypical high school male shouldn’t I be threatening to beat you up, pint-sized Ohioan?;)</p>
<p>P.S. I prefer chicken to steak and I don’t play football.</p>
<p>I like steak and football. Egads!</p>
<p>I got a haircut.</p>
<p>What kind of haircut?</p>
<p>The kind that makes your hair shorter.</p>
<p>I have a lot of homework.</p>
<p>Oh, one of those. Not really my style, but hey, whatever floats your boat.</p>
<p>I’m going to a college essay writing thingy tonight. I’m that desperate.</p>
<p>That’s nice, she said blandly.</p>
<p>I need some motivation.</p>
<p>Ooh, I have a good story for you. Maybe you’ll find motivation.</p>
<p>[A</a> Good Man is Hard to Find](<a href=“http://pegasus.cc.ucf.edu/~surette/goodman.html]A”>http://pegasus.cc.ucf.edu/~surette/goodman.html)</p>
<p>P.S. It’s not actually motivational, but I thought it was a really good story.</p>
<p>Too long. </p>
<p>Lab reports are so dull.</p>
<p>Yeah, that was way too long to keep my attention.</p>
<p>I wrote the PERFECT lab report last year, but my Chem teacher was an ignorant sadist, so she nitpicked for things until she got me down to a B. She takes off points on short answer questions if you use different words to describe the situation than she would use. I don’t know how I survived her for two periods every day last year.</p>
<p>I am officially done reviewing all my crap on The Metamorphosis for my test tomorrow.</p>
<p>I just found out this afternoon that I have a government quiz tomorrow over stuff I have yet to read. I guess I’ll do it during English, and probably lunch. I also like to cram two minutes before the quiz, too. My government teacher gives really weird quizzes, like where we have to know that Congress has exactly twenty-one days to decide presidential disability in the case that the vice president and a majority of the cabinet members challenges the president’s capability of leading. It’s dumb. I usually do just fine with random facts, so I should be all set.</p>
<p>I am officially done with 2 out of three essays for apush. </p>
<p>Be glad all you have to know is Canadian history, yak.</p>
<p>Canadian history must be extremely dry. Canada didn’t invent any new forms of government like the US did. All Canada did was mooch off the UK for several centuries.</p>
<p>Somebody here wants to read my exceedingly dull essay. I just know it.</p>
<p>Canada bah.</p>
<p>I dare you to just throw in some random words into your essay. I like the phrase, “uncharted oblivion.” Just pick a random spot and drop that in there.</p>
<p>Would you like to read it? It no longer makes sense to me.</p>
<p>Bah feminism.</p>
<p>Whoa, [Canadian</a> money](<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Canadian_bills2.jpg]Canadian”>File:Canadian bills2.jpg - Wikipedia) looks so cool.</p>
![http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Canadian_bills2.jpg]Canadian](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Canadian_bills2.jpg%5DCanadian){kind=link}
<p>ap physics sucks.</p>