The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>No it isn’t. One guy had a poem about his love of Jack Daniels on a cardboard box. You’re saying you wouldn’t take a picture of that?</p>

<p>When she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind.</p>

<p>Of course I would. </p>

<p>I tried to take a picture of an Obama sign in someone’s yard, but I was on the bus and it drove away too fast.</p>

<p>Who took that picture of you, Canadian?</p>

<p>Oh no you didn’t.</p>

<p>Ummm…Can’t you just go to the local Obama office and get a sign yourself?</p>

<p>I’ve got a good one on my computer somewhere, one sec.</p>

<p>jb, I am in Tennizzle. How many democrats are in Tennizzle, jb? More than you think, less than I need.</p>

<p>And oh yes I did.</p>

<p>Your repeated lower case use of “jb” is extraordinarily pretentious.</p>

<p>ooh, tOUcHy cANADiAn.</p>

<p>That’s right. I went there.</p>

<p>Stop making fun of Canada.</p>

<p>I’m afraid I can’t do that.</p>

<p>The chapter in my book on French involvement in North American colonization is extraordinarily boring. But I have a test on it. Gah.</p>

<p>Here it is.</p>

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<p>Hahahahahaha. My friends told me in Spain that I was taking a picture of a homeless man, and they asked why. I’m pretty sure I didn’t take any pictures of homeless dudes. They just thought I was.</p>

<p>I don’t think I’ve learned about French involvement in North America since 8th grade. Most of what I learned about that was in 5th grade. But my school isn’t quite up to par nationally.</p>

<p>That’s something.</p>

<p>[url=<a href=“http://img177.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hescomingggqc8.jpg]Yeah.[/url”>ImageShack - Best place for all of your image hosting and image sharing needs]Yeah.[/url</a>] I just took a picture of this at the movie theatRe just because I thought it looked funny.</p>

<p>We should all attend the National Hobo Convention.</p>

<p>They have movie theatres in Tennessee? Wouldn’t they somehow be related to the spawn of Satan?</p>

<p>No, no, no. They have movie theaters in Tennessee. That’s “theaters,” pronounced “THEE-ay-turs.”</p>

<p>…Yes. Yes they do.</p>

<p>Sometimes I say cinema just to be simultaneously confusing and pretentious, just 'cause I can.</p>

<p>People who can’t say “bagel” are so ridiculous.</p>

<p>What’s so hard about saying bagel?</p>

<p>Top Design is ridiculouser than Project Runway.</p>

<p>I really don’t know, but some people seem to have a lot of trouble saying it properly.</p>