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<p>Richard Wright, eh?</p>

<p>I can never remember how to connect my phone and computer over bluetooth.</p>

6662

<p>Hannity and Palin are playing softball on T.V. </p>

<p>Hannity:Why are you and John McCain so awesome?</p>

<p>Palin: Because we’re reformer mavericks who will fight for the american people post partisanship regulate wall street, yay!!!</p>

<p>I want to throw up.</p>

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<p>I have always thought that it’s a criiiiiiiime, so I will ask you once again.</p>

<p>Candice is a horrible name.</p>

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<p>When it says Discoverable 3 minutes on my phone, does that mean it’ll be discoverable in 3 minutes? Or for 3 minutes? And how do I make my computer discoverable?</p>

<p>I really need to write these things down when I remember.</p>

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<p>I swear, if I see one more thread about Sarah Palin, I will spontaneously combust.</p>

6666

<p>The race would certainly become more interesting if one of the four were assassinated right about now…</p>

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<p>Maybe if you weren’t Canada you’d understand.</p>

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<p>Our elections are before yours. So, we win.</p>

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<p>Your elections are a shamockerey. Oh SNapz.</p>

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<p>Uh oh. UH OH.</p>

<p>Stupid apush.</p>

6671

<p>You were led by a chimp for 8 years. Oh SNapz.</p>

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<p>No one knows who you were led by. Ever. DouBle SnaPz.</p>

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<p>Haha. I almost burst out laughing every time I see that girl’s textbook cover that says “01.2009 - The End of an Error.” Whoever came up with that should be regarded as a national hero.</p>

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<p>Elephants are fun, I’m sure.</p>

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<p>Touche, Mike.</p>

<p>I absolutely love Kafka. At first, I was all like “lolz, hez crazy.” But not anymore. He was a genius, I say. As soon as I get some free time, I’m going to read The Trial. And then The Castle. And then Amerika. And then all of his short stories. And then Introducing Kafka somewhere in between all of that. Pure genius.</p>

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<p>Really? You were all “lolz”? Because, Canadian, that’s lolz.</p>

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<p>I think I said “lol” out loud once. That was back when I pronounced it “ell oh ell.” Now I pronounce it “lawl,” but I haven’t said it out loud since then, and that was maybe 4 years ago.</p>

6678

<p>That’s nice.</p>

<p>I have a picture of Wanda from the Fairly Oddparents. Like, someone walking around in that costume.</p>

6679

<p>That’s nice. </p>

<p>I have twenty-some pictures of bum signs. The funny and strange ones I take pictures of.</p>

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<p>That’s… weird. Very weird. </p>

<p>Once I met a homeless man. He was selling flowers.</p>