<p>OMGEEZYYY HEROES IS ON TONIGHTTTTTTTTTT</p>
<p>Just so you know.</p>
<p>Heroes sucks.</p>
<p>I am annoyed.</p>
<p>Oh no. You didn’t.</p>
<p>Annoyed by what, snoopy Canadian?</p>
<p>I have dead arm. And dead shoulder. The agony…</p>
<p>Goodbye for two hours.</p>
<p>This is like reading a series of mini novels. I read about them in TIME magazine. It’s some new trend to write novels in twelve words or less. My favorite one is “Sister had written Father’s obituary. He is survived by one daughter.”</p>
<p>Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in 6 words, and he came up with “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He claimed it was his best story.</p>
<p>I’ve heard that one, too. But I never understood it. Is it perhaps a miscarriage? Or some other malady? I’m terrible with lit. I’m also terrible with science. I have potential in math, but I can’t exactly fulfill it. Same with languages. I’d be better at music if I practiced more, but I don’t. I’m also terrible at writing, and I’m terrible at drama. I hope I never have to come up with a list of my strong points.</p>
<p>It was his best story. Old Man and the Sea sucked.</p>
<p>I know which one I’d rather summarize.</p>
<p>[url=<a href=“http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1834674,00.html]This[/url”>http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1834674,00.html]This[/url</a>] tells all about it.</p>
<p>Writing about things I like is really interesting.</p>
<p>I dislike polyester socks.</p>
<p>Would you say that you - hate - them?</p>
<p>Today I watched as my English teacher tried to get people to understand commas and semicolons, it was quite agonizing, I think, yes;</p>
<p>Now finish your sentence.</p>
<p>That;s it. I,m done:</p>
<p>Finish. Your sentence.</p>
<p>Too… much pizza and… tacos…</p>
<p>Today the doctor wrote me three prescriptions. Now I have an inhaler. I always thought those would taste like some fruit drink, but they taste like hairspray instead. But it was time for something, since I lost my breath just by walking to class today. When I walked home from school, I had to stop and rest before I could go to work. Hopefully tomorrow will be better. Though I won’t pretend to be athletic, I should be able to walk to class and still function.</p>
<p>When I was little I asked this kid what her inhaler tasted like and she looked at me like I was crazy.</p>
<p>Halloween is a ways away.</p>
<p>My birthday is a week away.</p>