The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>I hope they give out free pens. I like free pens.</p>

<p>Reading Chopin? What is there to read by Chopin?</p>

<p>Kate Chopin, daft Canadian. The Awakening or something.</p>

<p>Crazy feminist Chopin, I should have clarified.</p>

<p>I get to meet Chicago in two days. I don’t know how to feel about that.</p>

<p>That’s right. Meet Chicago.</p>

<p>I wouldn’t worry, we’re pretty friendly. Just don’t mention billy goats.</p>

<p>A spoonful of sugar is ridiculous.</p>

<p>You should all listen to RJD2.</p>

<p>You and my brother. Jeez.</p>

<p>My Spanish teacher crushed some kid today. She told him his writing was incomprehensible and that he should go back to Spanish 2. It was harsh.</p>

<p>My French teacher does that daily.</p>

<p>“Geez” is spelt with a G, silly Americans.</p>

<p>I had something to say but I forgot.</p>

<p>[jeez</a> - Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary](<a href=“http://aolsvc.merriam-webster.aol.com/dictionary/jeez]jeez”>http://aolsvc.merriam-webster.aol.com/dictionary/jeez)</p>

<p>Geez is a variant of jeez. Take that, Canada.</p>

<p>Uh oh. UH OH.</p>

<p>I have to miss The Office tomorrow night. That info session had better be worth it.</p>

<p>I have two days before the SAT.</p>

<p>I’m sorry.</p>

<p>I have never eaten a kumquat.</p>

<p>I have to read Siddhartha by Herman Hesse for ToK.</p>

<p>That sounds fun.</p>

<p>My allergies are coming back.</p>

<p>The Nick and Norah soundtrack isn’t too bad.</p>

<p>I refuse to join this conversation. I hate random observations when they are subsequently abandoned. I’m all for random changes of subject, but there has to be something that follows. You can’t just say, “Guavas love me,” and proceed to talk about the weather in England.</p>

<p>No lo quiero oir, JB. Me encantan botas.</p>