<p>Is there not already a preordained blank just for that? I’m so uninformed. You should just attach a dvd of you singing it, get those adcoms bumpin’.</p>
<p>The new macbooks came out today.</p>
<p>Macs. Pshh.</p>
<p>I all ready used the additional info section to inform schools of my juggling and parallel parking skills, I’m not sure if my theme song knowledge even meets that minuscule standard of relevance.</p>
<p>But if say you can do all three of those things at once I don’t see how you could get rejected.</p>
<p>And good night. I must rest up for the soul-sucking psat.</p>
<p>Good night. </p>
<p>I want it to be Christmas.</p>
<p>It basically already is. The second Halloween rolls by, you’ll be able to buy a Christmas tree.</p>
<p>Holiday tree. Unless you’re in the south, in which they are referred to as Jesus Branches of Glory.</p>
<p>I’m going to be putting in a late night. My to-do list has now grown to fifty miles long. Let’s just say that by the end of this week, my writing-on-a-deadline skills will be greatly improved.</p>
<p>My doing-anything-on-vacation skills are still terrible.</p>
<p>And the silly Conservatives basically just won again. But no one likes Mr. Harper. Weird. At least he didn’t win by a majority. I predict the next elections will be in under two years.</p>
<p>Don Juan Tenorio isn’t very interesting.</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>I’m afraid that was the sound of America not caring who Stephen Harper is.</p>
<p>Funny that you know his first name when I didn’t include it in my last post.</p>
<p>I’m afraid that was the sound of America secretly caring.</p>
<p>Done in by the oldest trick in the book. Touche, daring Canadian.</p>
<p>I’m wearing a ring I found by a sink. It will probably turn my hand green.</p>
<p>I don’t know if that’s possible.</p>
<p>Almost all of my friend’s Facebook statuses (stati?) are about disappointment and silly Stephen Harper.</p>
<p>I finally finished all my work. I’m going to bed.</p>
<p>Sexxxual Seduction.
I think I get my new sweater vest tomorrow morning.</p>
<p>I’ve seen girls wear jewelry that turns their skin green. And they don’t take it off.</p>
<p>Woo I got my vest! It’s freakishly comfortable.</p>
<p>I’ve never worn a sweater vest.</p>
<p>I haven’t either.</p>
<p>Tonight I’m going to put off my homework, college applications, and newspaper articles (due Friday) so I can go see Alina Castro, Fidel’s daughter. She’s speaking at a local college.</p>
<p>That’s got to be fun.</p>
<p>I still haven’t done any work.</p>