<p>I don’t get them until the 23rd.</p>
<p>How could Hiro kill Ando? How?</p>
<p>I’m sorry; pardon? I’m afraid that particular situation which you describe is quite impossible, I assure you.</p>
<p>Did you watch Heroes? I was trying to do hw and watch at the same time and now I’m so frickin confused.</p>
<p>It seems you are gravely mistaken, good sir, for I can think of no situation which would warrant Hiro offing Ando, no matter the circumstance. AT ALL.</p>
<p>He stabbed him, it was crazy. Google it, if you don’t believe me.</p>
<p>My kind gentleman, I’m afraid that you are not understanding me. Hiro in no way could have murdered Ando in such a cold way, for that would just be simply contrary. So I’m afraid my final reply to your insane mutterings is that you are unfortunately very, very wrong. Very, very wrong. Ando dead at Hiro’s hand? Preposterous!</p>
<p>^That’s really annoying.</p>
<p>My French and Philosophy teachers are my toughest ones. So I probably should’ve done the work. Oh well.</p>
<p>It would be less annoying if some people would understand what I am trying to convey.</p>
<p>How was false “Thanksgiving”?</p>
<p>You are ridiculous.</p>
<p>Arghhhh stupid common app essay.</p>
<p>Well. I believe my ridiculousosity has already been established. “Did you watch Heroes?” A ridiculous question deserves a ridiculous answer.</p>
<p>Ridiculous.</p>
<p>Ha. Ha. </p>
<p>I was introduced to the genius of 30 Rock this weekend.</p>
<p>Annoying.</p>
<p>Real Thanksgiving was great.</p>
<p>Tina Fey is a treasure.</p>
<p>How could Real Thanksgiving be great if it hasn’t even happened yet…?</p>
<p>What was that about Fake Thanksgiving? Did you start Christmas shopping yet? Are there big sales all over Canada today?</p>
<p>I looked at the Ohio State application today. It doesn’t use the Common App. Silly public universities. Anyway, I figured I would just use my Common App essay for OSU because they wouldn’t know the difference. But NOOOOOO. OSU requires its own essay with its own nitpicky prompts, just like UChicago. But then I read the last prompt. It said to write an editorial about something of which I have a strong opinion. There’s more. I was assigned to write the editorial for the school newspaper this week. So…Foreign language education in the United States is going to take a beating in both the [High School] Echoes and OSU’s 2009 application.</p>
<p>You should say something about how pesky Tennesseans are forced to take two years of foreign language to graduate.</p>
<p>Canadians all over the nation have been rushing to the polls today.</p>
<p>In the previous election, the Communist Party got 120 votes in my riding (do ridings exist in your silly country?) and the Marxist-Leninist party got 66.</p>
<p>Every girl at my school wants to go to Yale now. Because of Gossip Girl. </p>
<p>Canadians don’t rush anywhere, they ride side saddle on moose everywhere.</p>
<p>What the hell is a riding? Is that like a county or a district?</p>
<p>It’s basically an electoral district. It’s called that because people used to ride horses to get to where they were supposed to vote.</p>
<p>It just sounds stupid.</p>
<p>I’ve stopped studying for the psat, partly because I don’t really care, and partly because the practice test they gave me is simultaneously boring and easy.</p>
<p>That’s nice. </p>
<p>Should I include the fact that I know the entire theme song to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air on my apps?</p>