<p>What happened to global warming? harharhar</p>
<p>I’m going to have to get a myspace. Sigh. Stupid friends and their stupid graduating early.</p>
<p>Does anyone even have myspaces anymore? I thought that was dead.</p>
<p>Lab reports wouldn’t be so annoying if mathematical typesetting didn’t suck so much.</p>
<p>You are so oblivious.</p>
<p>I like pringles too much.</p>
<p>Nope, I just checked. Officially no one has a myspace within 50 miles of here. Must be a Tennizzler thing.</p>
<p>Microsoft Equation 3.0 or whatever it’s called is pretty annoying.</p>
<p>This song I was given by the chorus I just joined is absurd. Five different time signatures within the first five measures, then six pages of eighth-notes, syncopated rests, and staccato quarter notes. And it’s in Hebrew.</p>
<p>I’m in wayyyyy over my head.</p>
<p>The myspace is popular with the youths here.</p>
<p>Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements?</p>
<p>The choir at my school sings in a whole multitude of languages. On any given concert, over half the repertoire requires a translation. It wouldn’t be so bad if the songs they did in English were actually good. But it’s just a bunch of crap from the bottom of the piano bench.</p>
<p>I just read that “Every American has another country.” I’m trying to figure out what mine is. I think it’s Switzerland, but I’m not positive. Spain might also qualify. I was trying to not be Eurocentric, but it didn’t work. Maybe it’s the UAE. Or Singapore. I don’t know.</p>
<p>Inform me of this “other country” business.</p>
<p>What I told you is what I know. Every American has another country. The example was that for this one guy, it’s Russia. For someone else, it’s Canada. By the way, I feel deep regret that any American would pick Canada as his or her other country.</p>
<p>I think mine is Sweden. I love Sweden.</p>
<p>Mine cannot possibly be Canada. Sacrebleu, indeed.</p>
<p>Britain, naturally. Or England. Whichever is more correct. Harry Potter, you know.</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>I just decided I will be in Grant Park when Obama wins the election, it’s going to be historic. And then I’m skipping school the next day.</p>
<p>That isn’t significant to me. I will be in Tennizzle, though. It will be historic enough.</p>
<p>It definitely will. The Tennessean suicide rates will spike in a matter of hours.</p>
<p>Come to Chicago. You can crash in a hostel, there’s one close to Grant Park. Problem solved. You too, Canadian.</p>
<p>The Canadian will be too busy lamenting the dissolution of parliament. Or whatever’s happening in Canada.</p>
<p>My friends are republicans. And I shall leave it at that.</p>
<p>Every last one of them? Road trip, road trip.</p>
<p>Lab reports are evil.</p>
<p>I want 30 Rock to be back. Now.</p>
<p>Election night might be a good night for a caffeine party. I’ve been wanting to have one of those.</p>
<p>I just made a COB photo of myself and used it to superimpose my face into a pond. I scare myself. I’m supposed to be writing my essay.</p>